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Felonious Munk: Bathroom Models On Twitter An Instigram ***messymandella***NSFW

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A flirt can be two(macking with two women at the same time) quick with the tongue!

The tongue is the weapon that can destroy visions, unions and your chances.

You want your attention, I get it!

Player only loves you when they are playing!

You can flirt with a bird, and mess up your chance with a Queen.

“Women, we will come and we will go.

When the rain washes you clean, you will know! ” 

It is so  easy to turn into that Instagram Star and “Bathroom Model.”

Key word is “easy.”

 Do you know how many Bathroom models are on Social Media?

They carry plenty of Windex everywhere they go.

 You selling your self short, ma. You make it hard for women like me.
I have a bathroom, and a cell phone!
I also have a mind, and that will make a real man stay and a scared boy back away.

It’s game, you have already set yourself to be a Jump Off.

Michelle Obama is not going to take pictures half-naked in a K-Mart bathroom, and upload them like it is a photo shoot for Vogue!  

You have already conveyed where your head is at, and your vacant self-esteem. 

Your body is up for sell for the highest bidder.

You may even have coupons!

I know you will have “Glass Plus,” and your phone charger to make sure no picture moment will be missed.

Even if the photo shoot takes place in a Shell Station Bathroom, there is ass to be sold.

You are falling into the trap, to be taken as a whore and all you really want is Twitter Fame.

You would be surprised about how many beast are waiting, and ready to feast on your soul.

You have already created your reputation, and it is a travesty.

You are so much better than that, and you will fall for a womanizer with false promises.  

He will not take you home to Mama because you made it clear to thousands what you are working with, and it is no secret what’s in your thongs.

I don’t want to take anymore of your time.

Word around town is that Home Depot bathrooms have the best light.  

Where your children at though?

 

Best of 2015***messymandella*** where fashion and hip hop meet (mira sorvino, pipa middelton, 2 chainz)


Age doesn’t matter!
 

Your size doesn’t matter!

 

The Color of your Skin Doesn’t Matter!

 

 

Your look belongs to you.
 
You take pride in your looks, and maybe are even considered vain,and conceited.
 
Honey, I hear it when I walk by too!
 
 
You have to feel that love and admiration from their envy.
 
You go above and beyond to stand apart from the rest and you feel that confidence in knowing that 7 people will not be in the mall wearing your exact dress design.
 

They are envious of you because you can pull it off, and you took that fashion risk.
 
Three women can wear the same dress, but if you don’t have that confidence, and beauty that embodies grace, you have wasted your time and the seams of that dress.
 

Take pride in yourself, and use proper hygiene.

Don’t walk around smelling like burnt pastrami or old hot dog water and what not…
 
You are amazing, and adventurous, and should make your own way in this world.
Those clothes, are an accessory for your unique swagger and gorgeous face.
 
These women are gorgeous, and all of different races an and different hair styles.
 
Because we all our Sista’s regardless!

 
 
 

mystery still clouds the murder of christopher “biggie” wallace ***messymandella***

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I think sometimes in urban neighborhoods, we think it is cool to be in a casket.

Can you remember where you were when Christopher Wallace (May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997) was Murdered? 

How many dummies in prison from gun charges, and they never got a chance to fire them?

I don’t go to the grocery store with my gun, and I don’t hang around fools that can get me shot.

If I was hit by a bullet it  could be someone with the same color of skin as mine.

Get caught “lacking” at a job fair, and stop being stupid.

Pondering Minds What To Know:

Have you ever heard of someone shooting at a Dolly Parton, or Pattie Labelle  concert? 

FYI, you are not a soldier unless you are fighting in Iraq, or any other country for our freedom.

You are not a soldier, when you kill for your own greed.
 

 
Biggie Smalls never had a chance to become a grandfather, will you?

 

 

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embrace your curves ***messymandella***

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Kim Kardashian: Paper Magazine Decides That Credibility Means Nothing, And Celebrates Consignement Crotch***messymandella***


 
TRASH

BABY OIL

LOOSE LEGS

MORALS OF A SAVAGE

SUPERFICIAL

PORN STAR
 

 
NARCISSIST

DUMB

PIMPED

CONSIGNMENT

BROTHEL

COMMUNITY PROPERTY

Those are her good qualities…

THIS IS THE THIRSTY  THURSDAY SERMON DIPPED IN BABY OIL BUT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THIS