happy 4th of july from dj jazzy Jeff (1991) / the fresh prince and kelis (2010)***messymandella***blogger break- love y’all


Thirsty Thursday Sermon: Don’t Let Your Caviar Taste Destroy Your Sardine Budget***messymandella***

Why pretend to have money when you broke?

Why do celebrities lose their homes and have tax evasion but still have ten thousand dollars on their arm?

It is the Caviar taste, but the Sardine Budget.

So would it be better to look wealthy in your new Jaguar while you have a refrigerator ketchup packs, and cheese slices?

Would you  sacrifice heat in your home and only have  one dollar in your pocket, just to be seen in a Ferrari?

Well that happens in real life.

Some ballers  live from couch to couch but still will go above and beyond to impress their peers with materialistic items and live beyond their means.

You can get so caught up in the image and not the truth. 

When a celebrity with the flare and style of Nas has to  give Kelis that monthly check, you wouldn’t think It would have been an issue.

Oh, but it was  because even when Kelis was “Bossy” and wearing those furs and harmonizing her voice sounding like a fax machine, she did not have any money.

Kelis  had clothes, jewelry, and weaves but no real collateral,but she ALWAYS bragged about her wealth.

Don’t believe the hype.


Don’t let yourself end up like Rich Dollars, a baller that can’t  afford his  child support. $11,000.00 in child support was just too damn much for Rich Dollar’s  and other Dead beats will floss but at the end of the day, it all comes out in the wash.

Kelis Performing Live, And Bringing Her “Friday Fish Fry” To The Truck!***messymandella***

       You either hate Kelis or love  Kelis.

Kelis is an acquired taste, that can’t be categorized by one and only  musical genre, her stylized  almost rapping, raspy  lower octave voice, and her distinctive beat riding is her sound and of course gained her fame, and a hit song, “Bossy.”

           Kelis has a fashion peculiarity about her, that at times comes under scrutiny. Her voice is mocked at times, and even some fool put her on a list as one of the “Ugliest Women List” which is simply not true.

       Kelis is of African-American, Chinese, and Puerto Rican descent and her eyes and her soybean colored skin, is unique but exotic beautiful.

        Her creativity and her fashion accessorizes her confident and unyielding ability to still have faith that her record career, will eventually earn another  Grammy Nomination. Maybe it  this time for Kelis she can prove her  naysayers wrong?


       Kelis  surprisingly is a  professional chef, and recently attempted to live  a low-key life professional life, but  her personal life could never leave mainstream media.

She constantly has suffered backlash in the spotlight, for her divorce.

Kelis the chef, enlisted her own recipes as her track list for her new release “FOOD.” The author has also landed her own television show on “Saucy & Sweet” that is currently  on The Food Channel, but also is accessible for personal viewing  on-line. Kelis never embodied many octaves, in her raspy and often criticized voice.

         She however utilized  her fashion exploration and personal marriage  drama to stay in the limelight. Even if it was bad press, that press apparently became beneficial to her new-found success.

         Here is a live performance sponsored by Morning Comes Eclectic of her new single, Friday Fish Fry” and she should come visit us in South Carolina. We always appreciate a good fish fry, and here is the often discussed, but rarely seen, Kelis.


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Nas = Bye Baby***messymandella***

Bye Baby

 Nasir Jones is one of the best Rappers to ever touch the microphone.

He teaches you, insults you, and enlightens you within the same  16 barz.

When you wait  for his next line, “The Don” never falls short of glory.

His thoughts make him a lyrical assassin, and a King Of Rap.

He is still admits his own deception, and betrayals that led to his demise of his relationship.

He wears his heart on his sleeve when discussing his marriage to Kelis.

He knows he had a good thing, but that doesn’t mean it can’t lead into a hostile situation.

She tapped the hell out of his pockets…



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