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How To Piss OFF A Two-Faced Person …***messymandella***

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Your  face will always tells your emotions.

It is not that hard to detect someones motives.

Some people will smile and laugh with you,and then at you. If you think the person is hounding you for information,then keep your guard up.Some people will claim to listen but tell all your business.

They will even pretend to want to help or be there for you.They can blow up a small situation.A two-faced person has to smile,and laugh to get information.A two-faced person needs to live through you.

They have a horrible life,and that makes them obsessed with yours. At times they will pretend to help,but turn your back and wow.They will laugh at you,or about you. Your pain and embarrassment is what a two-faced person lives to consume.Play dumb if you want,but some people will mess up your dating situations,or flip on you at any costs.

KEYS TO IDENTIFYING A FRIEND VS. A TWO FACED PERSON

*Do you feel like you can trust them?

*Do they always ask questions but not give you straight answers?

*Would you trust them with a life threatening situation?

*Is this person always in “he-say,she say drama?” This is a sign of immaturity and a cunning personality.

When you know people are like this it will only slow you down.Before you know they will have your business in the street.Don’t trust anyone that will tell the world every  personal conversation. These people are sorry,two-faced bastards.

If people want you to be in your life, they don’t pump you for  negative information. They want to hear positive things.

I say don’t feed in to drama.

However,you can take the time to mess with their heads.

1.Give them fake stories.

2.Make up another personality. I test people every day.Mostly for my own personal entertainment.

3.Tell them you only use people for sex.

4.Tell them that you once went by the Porn Name Pinky,but now you are a  saved Christian.

5.Tell that you were once a back up dancer for MC Hammer.

6.Tell them you were moving to Bolivia to be a pig farmer.

7.When the two-faced person walks by whisper to them, “I See Dead People

8.Tell them you need your rent paid, borrow money and then tell them you have Amnesia.

9.When the two-faced person walks by, pretend to argue with an invisible cop.

10.Invite them to go camping with you in the Bermuda Triangle,then tell them to look up  the bus schedule.

11.Walk around singing “Cake,Cake,Cake”.Then  you cake baking flour on your face, when they walk by you!

12.Tell them you are a serial whore with no emotions,when you really aren’t that way,but only Benjamin Button knows the true you.

13.Start singing “Jesus On The Main Line”-but go pick up phone.

The object is to make sure they think you CRAZY AS HELL ,so they will leave you THE HELL ALONE!

See how long it will take for  you to hear “You moved with Pinky the porn star in Bolivia on a pig farm,while getting Amnesia.”

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How To Piss Off A Two Faced Person?***messymandella***

When someone smiles,and blinks a lot they might be two faced. Look at the beautiful Beyoncé and see an example of fake face blinking.Your  face will always tell your emotions.

It is not that hard to detect someones motives.Some people will smile and laugh with you,and then at you. If you think the person is hounding you for information,then keep your guard up.Some people will claim to listen but tell all your business.

They will even pretend to want to help or be there for you.They can blow up a small situation.A two-faced person has to smile,and laugh to get information.A two-faced person needs to live through you.

They have a horrible life,and that makes them obsessed with yours. At times they will pretend to help,but turn your back and wow.They will laugh at you,or about you. Your pain and embarrassment is what a two-faced person lives to consume.Play dumb if you want,but some people will mess up your dating situations,or flip on you at any costs.

KEYS TO IDENTIFYING A FRIEND VS. A TWO FACED PERSON

*Do you feel like you can trust them?

*Do they always ask questions but not give you straight answers?

*Would you trust them with a life threatening situation?

*Is this person always in “he-say,she say drama?” This is a sign of immaturity and a cunning personality.

When you know people are like this it will only slow you down.Before you know they will have your business in the street.Don’t trust anyone that will tell the world every  personal conversation. These people are sorry,two faced bastards.

That is why the I am here to help you deal with bitter,two faced people. NMF Coalition helps detecting people who are back stabbing,stank mouth instigators.

If people want you to be in your life, they don’t pump you for  negative information. They want to hear positive things.

I say don’t feed into the drama.

However,you can take the time to mess with their heads.

1.Give them fake stories.

2.Make up another personality. I test people every day.Mostly, for my own personal entertainment.

3.Tell them you only use people for sex.

4.Tell them that you once went by the Porn Name Pinky,but now you are a  saved Christian.

5.Tell that you were once a back up dancer for MC Hammer.

6.Tell them you were moving to Bolivia to be a pig farmer.

7.When the two-faced person walks by whisper to them, “I See Dead People

8.Tell them you need your rent paid, borrow money and then tell them you have Amnesia.

9.When the two-faced person walks by, pretend to argue with an invisible cop.

10.Invite them to go camping with you in the Bermuda Triangle,then tell them to look up  the bus schedule.

11.Walk around singing “Cake,Cake,Cake”.Then  you cake baking flour on your face, when they walk by you!

12.Tell them you are a serial whore with no emotions,when you really aren’t that way,but only Benjamin Button knows the true you.

13.Start singing “Jesus On The Main Line”-but go pick up phone.

The object is to make sure they think you CRAZY AS HELL ,so they will leave you THE HELL ALONE!

See how long it will take for  you to hear “You moved with Pinky the porn star in Bolivia on a pig farm,while getting Amnesia.”