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NSFW:Tom Waits – “Hell Broke Luce” ***messymandella***

I had a good home but I left
I had a good home but I left, right, left
That big ficking bomb made me deaf, deaf
A Humvee mechanic put his Kevlar on wrong
I guarantee you’ll meet up with a suicide bomb

Big fiking ditches in the middle of the road
You pay a hundred dollars just for fillin’ in the hole
Listen to the general every goddamn word
How many ways can you polish up a turd
Left, right, left, left, right
Left, right

How is it that the only ones responsible for making this mess
Got their sorry asses stapled to a goshamn desk
Hell broke luce
Hell broke luce
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What did you do before the war?
I was a chef, I was a chef
What was your name?
It was Geoff, Geoff
I lost my buddy and I wept, wept
I come down from the meth
So I slept, slept
I had a good home but I left, left
Pantsed at the wind for a joke
I pranced right in with the dope
Glanced at her shin she said nope
Left, right, left

 

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NSFW***messymandella***Review: BABS BUNNY+ VAGUE’s QUEEN OF THE RING 40 B.a.r.r.s. VS. Daylyt

40 B.a.r.r.s. is the truth!

She destroys all of her female opponents and demolishes all of her opponents. She actually leaves them shook up, and scared to look her in her eyes, she actually is a bully in the ring.

She scared little Tori Doe out of  the Rap Game for a minute.

40 B.a.r.r.s. belittles, deletes, and murders any other females  that  believed in their wildest dreams that they actually had  a chance to  win.

I don’t know why any of the women in the game assume they will murder 40 B.a.r.r.s.?

This Boston Native holds nothing back about her personal life, her card carry Lesbian Pride Visa or her lack of interest  in any of the remaining  female battle opponents that are lining up to battle her in the game, except Jazz The Rapper.

40 B.a.r.r.s. leaves every broad she battles  tear-stained, or just too embarrassed to look in the camera after she humiliates them. She exposes their hidden family drama or lack of preparation for the battle.

She even will throw shots at her opponents  parenting skills, and  a woman’s”The Right To Choose” in the first stages of pregnancy, that was infuriating, because as a woman, she should have had compassion.

However, in Queen Of The Ring the dialogue is geared to belittle and be heartless and vindictive that is the social norm. Yes, that is what  people do in a rap battles, and40 B.a.r.r.s.  is  damn good at it.

She studies her victims and attacks and destroys their ego, and their pride while looking sexy as she “Catches The Body”! She adds these bodies to the Crypt Closet of you favorite female rappers that you once labeled “Top Tier” and now their names, you barely hear. ..

You know who you are. Reality has set in, that female rap battle leagues don’t belong to just a select few, but many more could be aiming to reach that “Top Tier Status.”

You can argue all day about who the Top 5 Female Battle Rappers “are in the game, but undoubtedly  40 B.a.r.r.s. will be somewhere on the majority of  all  list.

Either you submit to 40 B.a.r.r.s. in the ring,  and let her kick your ass  or leave the ring with your tail between your legs like Bonnie Godiva  and Phara Funeral.

Bonnie Godiva and Phara Funeral are  two of the hottest women in the game and 40 B.a.r.r.s. turned their battles into “Sparring Sessions.”

So was it a surprise to the Rap World that no one can clearly could call a “Win” in this Battle between 40 B.a.r.r.s. VS. Daylyt? No.

She was the Winner… no she wasn’t Daylyt killed the second round. Daylyt, technically didn’t have a third round.

 

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Now let us as a family discuss, Daylyt’s  almost third round. 

Daylyt is the “Gucci Mane of Battle Rap!”

We don’t know what is wrong, but we know all systems ARE NOT A GO.

Some  people  watch  Daylyt’s battles just for the antics…

The audience doesn’t know if  Daylyt will rap, reenact the Matrix, wear afro wigs, pretend to be in “Thriller” or bring a Loaded Lux  Impersonator on  stage, or just get naked  AGAIN…

Daylyt, what da hell is wrong with you?

Was it the red pill, was it blue pill? Was it Ny -Quill?

Why in the Klondike Meat Popsicle  Hell do you always give the world confusion, phuckery and Compton Shenanigans?

Do you rap, or do you improvise?

Every battle is a damn skit, and irrelevant props and unnecessary theatrics involving your anatomy, that just waste time…

Do you want to Battle On Saturday Night Live?

Why is it, that you have mountains of deranged lunacy in each battle, and no barz left in the third round?

You are not a traveling actor…

Fool, you are not a member of  Black Vaudeville…

Can you ever just battle?

You have barz, what in the Bat Mobile Hell, made you decide that we would be blessed to look at your Giblets and Gravy?

If we wanted to watch naked men, we would watch “Chippendales Male Revue, not “ChipInQuills” man!

We DO NOT WANT to look at your ass naked on stage anymore?

You have done this twice, why can’t you  just give us barz?

Props are a beautiful thing, but your Infant Maker is NOT a prop.

People came to see a battle and you going to sit there and show the world your Hidden Hyena?

NO ONE PAID TO SEE YOU STRIP!

Why should audience members  have to leave so you can pull out your Spam Javelin?

Why can’t you just keep it in your pants?

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT AGAIN.

  People paying to watch these battles and what not, and you gotta pull out  your Womb Broom?

That right there is the sole reason HBO or Starz will NEVER host any events with Battle Rap!

These Gucci Mane Inspired, Quill Moments  must STOP! 

Leave it in the Bat Mobile….

 

 

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Keep Pushing, M.G.K.***messymandella***

 

 Label upset? So, your career is not quite taking off like you planned?

Daughter needs food, and shelter?

Yes, those are important factors but  so is your well-being and mental state.

You are crying out in desperation with your arrest and your public beefs with EVERY  promotional magazine that is at the forefront of the Hip-Hop Culture!

Your antics and disrespect can decrease your visibility in the game.

Your talent  needs to get more attention than your blow up dolls,and fights on stage.

This is just the calm before the storm,once the behavior dies down, the music will speak for itself.

Keep Pushing!

 

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NSFW: Pull Up To The Partition Please… Beyonce***messymandella***

This video describes the secret life of real women that have dignity in the streets.

Some men assume that means boring or too ordinary in bed.

That can’t be further from the truth, but you have to wait and find out.

If that sex is THAT EASY to get it, it might be contaminated.

When you wait on it the gift is your surprise and deserved reward.

You never know what happens behind closed doors, maybe she just has class and doesn’t feel the need to advertise her talents? 

Only the deserved one gets to view that show and can prove she is the girl you like…

Tell him to stop picking up slores off of the corner, and pull up to the partition…
 

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Men Do Make Passes, At Girls That Wear Glasses***messymandella***

 

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