There is no way you don’t know when you are being played.
Listen, I was once a dummy too!
I saw what I wanted to see, when the inconvenient Truth was just slapping me silly.
It made no sense to me.
I was alone,but in a relationship.
Yeah, that made me a dumb ass.
So, I composed a list of signs for future dummies, to see if you are already a dumb ass!
1. Do you always wait up to see IF he’s coming home?Unless he is on tour, to promote his album,that is crazy?Why he so tired, when he get home? You are a dumb ass.
2. Does he always seem to make eyes with his home boys , when they talk about what happened last night at the club,when you thought he was at his cousin’s house? D-u-m-m-y
3. When you meet people, are they surprised that he has a girlfriend?Dumb
4.Are you arguing with different girls over this guy(I have never been this dumb)?
5. No one is perfect, but are you always defending his sorry ass?
6. Do you feel like if you stand up for yourself, people will turn on you,even though he making you the dummy?????
7. Have you ever asked yourself, “Why I am so Stupid?” You getting close, dummy.
8. Does he have groupies? Unless he just signed a deal with Maybach Music…you just dumb!Dummy!
9.Have you been dating him for 10 years,and he has over 3 other kids while you have been in this relationship,that didn’t come out your cupcake bakery? You my friend, are a dummy!
10.Do you not have a ring on your finger, or live with him, but you been giving it up to him for over 7 years?Dummy
11. Do you always make excuses, every time you find a new addition to your family? Dummy!
12.There will always be scandalous hoes, who have no respect for relationships, are these women part of your man’s entourage?You said it ,Dummy.
13. You can’t recall one place that you have been together, that did not include drama,or an argument,and you were like a “deer in headlights?”
14. You are a dummy if you are reading this,and wondering”Is messymandella talking about me?”
15. Does he always have bad phone reception,or no charger…only on the weekend?
16. Does he leave you in the dark about upcoming trips, that he already has planned, paid a deposit on and reserved multiple rooms? This is just sad, dummy.
17. So because you love someone you will let them cheat, dog you out, disrespect you and treat you like a fool?
That is not love, you deserve more.
An awful thing has happened.
You let someone you respect, stop respecting you.
You will be gray-haired and old and still being the “Neighborhood Dummy.”
At least print t-shirts and hoodies, Dumb Ass.
Yeah, well you are a dumb ass,and you know it!
You just choose to play dumb!
So see what you want to see, but know in the end you are in denial.
Oh yeah, The Truth Shall Set You Free-Dumb Ass!
You know I Love You!
Thank You , for making me a fighter!
Thank You, for giving me insight!
I Love You, more than anything!
I am who I am because of you, Mama!
Both songs degrade women.
Both songs tell me to get on the damn floor, like a River Donkey.
Both songs have absolutely no subject matter.
Both songs are a set back for women.
Let me catch you women dancing to a song, that tells you to drop it bitch!
Sometimes, we need to see a Satire, to recognize buffoonery.
If you sista’s have been dancing to this, “You have been hoodwinked, and bamboozled!”
English: Rhythm and blues singer Ashanti, wearing all white, smiles for the camera on Camp Hansen, Japan, June 5, 2005, after she speaks with U.S. Marines during a United Service Organizations tour. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Yes, a song by the jilted lover of Rapper Nelly.
Girl, I could have told you how that would have ended!
Ashanti has a new radio appropriate song, “Never Should Have.”
I can relate to that statement 100 times.
A lesson learned, only makes you stronger.
Just don’t be a dummmy again, that makes it your own damn fault.
You are Beautiful, and no one should be treated unfairly.
Your music marketing team has definitely been unfair to you.
Welcome Back!
