QUEEN OF THE RING JAZ THE RAPPER Cremates 40 B.A.R.R.S***messymandella***

 

40 B.A.R.R.S is now 40 S.C.A.R.R.S

Jaz proves how gifted she is, and why she is the best.

I expected to watch a close battle, at least 2-1.

Now, this was embarrassing.

That crown should have stayed in the car, of Carlezza.

Why would anyone not prepare for the most anticipated battle of their career?
 

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NSFW: ToTaL Slaughter: Daylyt IS The G.G.Alin Of Battle Rap…***messymandella***

Tough Love Time for Daylyt PART 2: Sponsored By ***messymandella***

 

Now let us as a family discuss, Daylyt’s almost third round and his nervous breakdown.

Daylyt this is G.G.Alin

I am not going to show footage of his performances,and DON'T look if you have a weak stomach. EVERYTHING QUill is doing is a revisited performance from the original nut case, and DHEC Violation G.G. Allin. Shock value will always overshadow his music.

I am not going to show footage of his performance,and DON’T look if you have a weak stomach. EVERYTHING QUill is doing is a revisited performances from the original nut case, and DHEC Violation G.G. Allin. Shock value will always overshadow his music.


 
I have never in my life seen a mess like that on Total Slaughter. It was foolery and an abomination of sorts.

What in the Quill is wrong with you?

For the love of Prune Juice, could you please just admit that you don’t write third rounds?

Yep, the gimmick is done, you have done everything in your third rounds except rap…

We don’t know what is wrong, but we know all systems ARE STILL NOT A GO.

Some people watch Daylyt’s battles just for the antics, he has barz when he ain’t auditioning for Saturday Night Live…

“The audience doesn’t know if Daylyt will rap, reenact the Matrix, wear afro wigs, pretend to be in “Thriller” or bring a Loaded Lux Impersonator on stage, or just get naked AGAIN…”

Daylyt, was on the stage dressed in a red Burlap Super Hero OutFit with pleather trousers pockets,and knee pads.Yes, Daylyt had on Burlap pants that he swagger jacked from Florida Evans,on Good Times. The weather report stated it was HAWT outside.

He stripped because he was on, BUT boiling like butter in that hot ass Super Hero 1972 pants, and cape.

 
He had a piece of paper,his pill bottles and sadly, crap on the stage.

Just a damn shame to embarrass the culture with that malicious and nastiness in front of the world.

You have a beautiful wife, “Mafjfuhftoothbrushauh” whatever her name is but, she is crazy as hell, if she kisses you!

No one wants to witness bathroom antics on their stage.

Nobody paid their trap money to watch that Activia fueled third round.

This can’t be just because of ONE bottle of medicine you missed. If this is what happens when you forget your medicine, you need a home nurse, and a social worker.

You could get a check!

 
Was it the red pill, was it blue pill? Was it Ny -Quill?

Why in the Geritol Exlax Hell do you always give the world confusion, phuckery and Compton Shenanigans?

Every battle is a damn skit, and irrelevant props and unnecessary theatrics involving your anatomy, that just waste time and now bathroom antics?

Do you want to Battle or work at the zoo, never mind,  they don’t have a doggy park to accommodate your needs…

Why is it, that you have mountains of deranged lunacy in each battle, and no barz left in the third round?

 T-Rex won and I can’t wait until he delivers that baby, his belly is sitting low.

Any day now…

 Daylyt you will end up with E coli, The West Nile Virus, Salmonella, or Dysentery if you don’t stop this shamanistic foolery.
 
Why in the G.G. Allin hell would you do THAT on stage?

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BATTLE CLASSICS: SMACK / URL Presents Hollow Da Don vs Goodz***messymandella***

***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

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We have a emergence of followers and critics of Battle Rap that has created a stir and anticipation for the next battle date and place. This is the first female battle on URL TV.

We now can extend gratitude to Fight Klub Rap Battle , Ultimate Rap League, Lionz Den, and other leagues in the culture.

These leagues are the blue print of the Battle Rap Empire that has taken over in our culture and reached every ethnic group, country, and has expanded into other languages.

Uploaded on April 24, 2011

You will revisit or be introduced to battles that are legendary and are still debatable among new peers and veterans of the sport.

 

 

I don’t have to even mention all of the legendary names…

 

We will pay homage to Grind Time and showcase rap legends such as Arsonal Da Rebel, Serius Jones, Loaded Lux, Goodz, Head Ice, Rich Dollaz, Calicoe, Hollow Da Don,and our women run the game too.

 

NEW:Bridging The Gap: DNA VS Serius Jones ***messymandella***

       DNA has taunted Serius Jones and numerous first generation  battle  rap legends over social media, but it is out of love and reverence. These men remind us why the underground scene has received many imitated leagues and countless new battle rap contenders.

         In the past week, the media forgot about these rappers that respect the game, and  beef for sport!  No  negativity, no prison mess hall theatrics but pure lyrical jabs.

        DNA is a young battler that popped out of nowhere, just like his tooth. DNA has garnered attention because of his freestyle ability and his stage presence. DNA and his ghost tooth are coming for the crown. Serius Jones hasn’t battled in the ring in a minute, but he is being slowly dragged out of retirement. If DNA and Serius Jones battle, it will be pandemonium and will undoubtedly become a classic. This is the culture, age disses and LYRICAL beef, that will end with nothing but a positive vibe, and countless battle verses to admonish from a Freestyle King, Serius Jones and  a Freestyle Prince DNA  that is making it loud and clear that he is gunning for  “Control” of the crown.

AYE VERB VS GOODZ: HOSTED BY JADAKISS SMACK/ URL***messymandella***

 

KOTD – Rap Battle – Tycoon Tax vs Shotgun Suge***messymandella***

Ok, first things first, Why would anybody  anticipate a Shotgun Suge would win in any battle, battle  arena, or by any battle league?
We get  different characters, but the identical plot stays on repeat.
This time Tycoon Tax is victorious just by technicalities.

We know Shotgun Suge has bars, but the Cryptnesia needs to end,forever.

What is Cryptnesia?

It is when you assume that you are going to remember your barz, but you don’t so instead of admitting you choked You start throwing racial slurs at your opponent. You distract the audience from your semi prepared bars or Cryptnesia.

Suge has the same expression every time  he is about to choke, and I know that look. In the battle world, Shot Gun may never compete with the elite, because no one assumes he will give a lyrical performance. His advantage is his stage presences, and body weight that he uses  to tip the lyrical scale.

Just imagine, if he did not  choke? 

He can rap his ass off, and his music is better than his battles.

Still Shotgun Suge has some of the most disrespectful, but some of the memorable lines in the history of battle rap.

 

In theater and in any art form, primarily in battle rap, a choke destroys the moment, the momentum and the audience gets distracted and the mood changes, and it is unfair to your opponent.

That build up that one hears when the verbal jabs connect are what the viewers wait for and expect to get,after they have paid their money. 

Keep doing your think Big Grape, and since you are “The Shooter and the Driver” I think you need to be  more comfortable.

You know I can’t see you circling the block in  a Smart Car or a Geo Storm because you are gigantic.

So, as a fan, I have a suggestion!

Next time you are “the shooter and the driver” I want you to have a lot a room for your big ol’ self.

Here you go, Suge, drive this _____>http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Wrd2AXbL6Xw/UgmY1rR3FUI/AAAAAAAAOBc/WFJzZoJj7UY/s1600/P1020810.JPG

***messymandella*** Battle Classics: URL SMACK/ URL Presents Ehart vs Ms.Hustle-

***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

We have a emergence of followers and critics of Battle Rap that has created a stir and anticipation for the next battle date and place. This is the first female battle on URL TV.

We now can extend gratitude to Fight Klub Rap Battle , Ultimate Rap League, Lionz Den, and other leagues in the culture.

These leagues are the blue print of the Battle Rap Empire that has taken over in our culture and reached every ethnic group, country, and has expanded into other languages.

Uploaded on Jan 21, 2011

You will revisit or be introduced to battles that are legendary and are still debatable among new peers and veterans of the sport.

 

I don’t have to even mention all of the legendary names…

 

We will pay homage to Grind Time and showcase rap legends such as Arsonal Da Rebel, Serius Jones, Loaded Lux, Goodz, Head Ice, Rich Dollaz, Calicoe, Hollow Da Don,and our women run the game too.

 
We will revisit battles with the late Tall T and earlier battles with Legends Murda Mook and Iron Solomon!
 

URL Presents: DNA Murders ILL WILL***messymandella***

Ill Will, BET’s Champion, lost his life in Battle Rap today.  He leaves behind a family in Pontiac, Michigan and a host of cousins and loved ones.

The time of death was about sixteen minutes in the battle. DNA and his tooth, were unrelenting with the torture and murdered former battle rapper, Ill Will. 

We assumed it would be a close battle, but Ill WIll “WAS NOT READY” and the entire stage suffered with him, the ashamed and saddened last battle of the man from Pontiac. Ill Will and his battle rap assignation will always remind us of who he was, and all those memories. The late battle rappers legacy has a permanent stain on it for life. They may send his ghost to the “Queen Of The Ring: Sparring Session.”

Watch the final footage of Ill WIll’s last moments and the second recent lost for Team Homi.

Thanks, Ill Will for the laughs and we will miss you on the URL Stage.

This is for you Ill Will….

KOTD – Rap Battle – Caustic vs Aye Verb ***messymandella***

 

***messymandella*** Classic Battles: URL PRESENTS MURDA MOOK VS Loaded Lux

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We have a emergence of followers and critics of Battle Rap that has  created a stir and anticipation for the next battle date and place. 

We now can extend gratitude to Fight Klub Rap Battle , Ultimate Rap League, Lionz Den, and other leagues in the culture.

These leagues are the blue print of the Battle Rap Empire that has taken over in our culture and reached every ethnic group, country, and has expanded into other languages.

You will revisit or be introduced to battles that are legendary and are still debatable among new peers and veterans of the sport.

I don’t have to even mention  all of the legendary names…

We will pay homage to Grind Time and showcase rap legends such as Arsonal Da Rebel,  Serius Jones, Loaded Lux, Goodz, Head Ice, Rich Dollaz, Calicoe, Hollow Da Don, and other  Top Tier experts in the game.

We will revisit battles with the late Tall T and earlier battles with Legends Murda Mook and Iron Solomon!
 

 
 

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