Naya Rivera doesn’t waste high-price time on the unimportant things, like daily hygiene. Before you judge, remember there is always an explanation for less than stellar hygiene. You readers are in for a surprise.
Apparently, or better yet, in a divine revelation body’s are not required to cleaned every day. Yes, according to Naya the more melanin in your skin, the less you need to bathe. Who knew? I assumed that it was mandatory to bath every day but that is a foregoing issue. Your shower schedule should be calculated and racially executed by your lineage.
I guess we should design a chart?
If you are Irish, Scottish, you must accommodate your bathing according to your lineage.
If you are Cuban, African-American, or Native American your water bill should be a lot less than before. Think about all the money you have selfishly burned through and all those Bath And Body Works coupons you have taken advantage of, when you didn’t even need them. Thank you Naya for giving us minorities something to think about.
Just ignore that body odor and flies that may attack you or assume you are a nest of funk. appreciate life and get an avalanche of moth balls. I wonder what is her theory on toothpaste and deodorant. Just remind everyone that the onion smell is a direct consequence of your ethnicity and color of skin.
“I have a theory about showering. I think that white people shower more than ethnic. I think that like showering than like once a day, or like every white people thing.”
The jokes are just content on writing themselves…