URL Presents:SHOTGUN SUGE VS CHARRON…Charron Smashes Another Grape…***messymandella***

 Charron finally gets his fantasy, he gets to try out those “groovy wicked” jokes regarding the situation in Detroit, and of course Shotgun Suge’s  Playtex needs.

Charron entertains me while he is watching his opponent, spit their barz .

Charron  stands over on the side of the stage, looking so damn friendly an proper. Charron politely waits for his round to start, such good manners…

Charron  on the stage like a 75-year-old granny waiting for her Bridge Club to arrive.

charron

 

Charron has  never been able to move pass the fact that Shot gun Suge stood him for their date in Canada sponsored by the battle league, King Of The Dot!

Charron expects the pocket tap, and so does the rest of the world…

In this battle Shotgun seems unphased while battling Charron. Charron was wrong as hell!

Shotgun  was insulted that Charron thought ten dollars was enough to feed his appetite.

That gestation period is hard on ShotGun Suge and we should be understanding during this time in Suge’s life.

Yes, unification of  battlers seem to make worthy  opponents, and audiences unite, in addition to the next class battle rappers having that dying desire to one day headline their own event.

Shotgun Suge  will always bring racism in every battle and it gets redundant. In Suge’s battle with Cortez sponsored by UW Battle League, and he called him every racist name he could think of, and you know if Charron would have said anything back….

That Damn Double Standard…

Shotgun Suge is too angry, and he is supposed to be jolly.

Charron is delivery is SICK and I am sure that Shotgun Suge is sick after reviewing this footage.

Here you go Suge from ***messymandella.com

suge juice

Shotgun Suge is the second grape to be smashed like he was at a winery, by a Canadian nerd with a sick pen. Since Suge was defeated  and I know this will make you feel better.

 

Why the hell was Cortez in the background of the battle, looking so damn pissed off in the beginning of the battle, like this boy below?

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MESSYMANDELLA Revisited  BATTLE : The first smashing

http://messymandella.com/2013/12/08/dont-flop-rap-battle-charron-bodies-arsonal-da-rebel-messymandella/

SHOTGUN SUGE VS ROSENBURG RAW FULL BATTLE ***messymandella***

 
Thanks to Rosenburg Raw and Shotgun Suge’s internal struggle , the personal beef intensified the verses, and the battle was  victorious because Shotgun usually looses due to  technicalities, aka choking.
 
Suge has the same expression every time he is about to choke, and I know that look. In the battle world, Shot Gun may never compete with the elite, because no one assumes he will give a lyrical performance. His advantage is his stage presences, and body weight that he uses to tip the lyrical scale.

Just imagine, if he did not choke?

We’ll it happened, this time he did not choke! This battle Shotgun Suge was very impressive in his performance and he showed up dressed like a family size fruit salad.
 
Suge can rap his ass off and his music is better than his battles.
 
Still Shotgun Suge has some of the most disrespectful, but some of the memorable lines in the history of battle rap.

In theater and in any art form, primarily in battle rap, a choke destroys the moment, the momentum and the audience gets distracted and the mood changes, and it is unfair to your opponent.

Rosenburg Raw does not have a large fan base, or ride or dies fans, however he is underestimated. He looks just like the cop from the Simpsons.rosenburg

That build up that Rosenburg has and that raspy voice make his verses believable and authentic,or he is just a damn good liar! This battle both men prevailed and did the damn thing and when the verbal jabs connect  your viewers will wait for and expect much more from your next battle. I expected it to be a terrible battle, but they did well. Great battle Rosenburg!

 

Keep doing your think Suge, You Big Grape, and since I have said this before and you didn’t take my advice, I am remind you one more time. Since, you are “The Shooter and the Driver” I think you need to be more comfortable.

You know I can’t see you circling the block in a Smart Car or a Geo Storm because you are gigantic.

So, as a fan, I have a suggestion!

Next time you are “the shooter and the driver” I want you to have a lot a room for your big ol’ self.
 
Here you go, Suge, drive this _____>http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Wrd2AXbL6Xw/UgmY1rR3FUI/AAAAAAAAOBc/WFJzZoJj7UY/s1600/P1020810.JPG
 
 

 

KOTD – Rap Battle – Tycoon Tax vs Shotgun Suge***messymandella***

Ok, first things first, Why would anybody  anticipate a Shotgun Suge would win in any battle, battle  arena, or by any battle league?
We get  different characters, but the identical plot stays on repeat.
This time Tycoon Tax is victorious just by technicalities.

We know Shotgun Suge has bars, but the Cryptnesia needs to end,forever.

What is Cryptnesia?

It is when you assume that you are going to remember your barz, but you don’t so instead of admitting you choked You start throwing racial slurs at your opponent. You distract the audience from your semi prepared bars or Cryptnesia.

Suge has the same expression every time  he is about to choke, and I know that look. In the battle world, Shot Gun may never compete with the elite, because no one assumes he will give a lyrical performance. His advantage is his stage presences, and body weight that he uses  to tip the lyrical scale.

Just imagine, if he did not  choke? 

He can rap his ass off, and his music is better than his battles.

Still Shotgun Suge has some of the most disrespectful, but some of the memorable lines in the history of battle rap.

 

In theater and in any art form, primarily in battle rap, a choke destroys the moment, the momentum and the audience gets distracted and the mood changes, and it is unfair to your opponent.

That build up that one hears when the verbal jabs connect are what the viewers wait for and expect to get,after they have paid their money. 

Keep doing your think Big Grape, and since you are “The Shooter and the Driver” I think you need to be  more comfortable.

You know I can’t see you circling the block in  a Smart Car or a Geo Storm because you are gigantic.

So, as a fan, I have a suggestion!

Next time you are “the shooter and the driver” I want you to have a lot a room for your big ol’ self.

Here you go, Suge, drive this _____>http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Wrd2AXbL6Xw/UgmY1rR3FUI/AAAAAAAAOBc/WFJzZoJj7UY/s1600/P1020810.JPG

***messymandella*** Rap Battle Classics: SMACK/ URL PRESENTS ROSENBERG RAW VS BIGG K

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***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

 We have new class of Battle Rap Fans that appreciate the culture.

We now  can extend gratitude to   Fight Klub Rap Battle , Ultimate Rap League , Lionz Den 

for being the blue print of the Battle Rap Empire that has taken over in our culture and reached every ethnic group, country, and has expanded the culture.

You will revisit or be introduced to battles that are legendary and still debated upon right now!

I don’t have to even mention names…

We will pay homage to Grind Time  and show case rap Legends, Arsonal Da Rebel, and Conceited’s  earlier rap battles. 

We will  revisit  battles with the late Tall T  and earlier  battles with Legends Murda Mook and Iron Solomon!

 

 

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