BATTLE CLASSICS: SMACK / URL Presents Hollow Da Don vs Goodz***messymandella***

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We have a emergence of followers and critics of Battle Rap that has created a stir and anticipation for the next battle date and place. This is the first female battle on URL TV.

We now can extend gratitude to Fight Klub Rap Battle , Ultimate Rap League, Lionz Den, and other leagues in the culture.

These leagues are the blue print of the Battle Rap Empire that has taken over in our culture and reached every ethnic group, country, and has expanded into other languages.

Uploaded on April 24, 2011

You will revisit or be introduced to battles that are legendary and are still debatable among new peers and veterans of the sport.

 

 

I don’t have to even mention all of the legendary names…

 

We will pay homage to Grind Time and showcase rap legends such as Arsonal Da Rebel, Serius Jones, Loaded Lux, Goodz, Head Ice, Rich Dollaz, Calicoe, Hollow Da Don,and our women run the game too.

 

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NEW:Bridging The Gap: DNA VS Serius Jones ***messymandella***

       DNA has taunted Serius Jones and numerous first generation  battle  rap legends over social media, but it is out of love and reverence. These men remind us why the underground scene has received many imitated leagues and countless new battle rap contenders.

         In the past week, the media forgot about these rappers that respect the game, and  beef for sport!  No  negativity, no prison mess hall theatrics but pure lyrical jabs.

        DNA is a young battler that popped out of nowhere, just like his tooth. DNA has garnered attention because of his freestyle ability and his stage presence. DNA and his ghost tooth are coming for the crown. Serius Jones hasn’t battled in the ring in a minute, but he is being slowly dragged out of retirement. If DNA and Serius Jones battle, it will be pandemonium and will undoubtedly become a classic. This is the culture, age disses and LYRICAL beef, that will end with nothing but a positive vibe, and countless battle verses to admonish from a Freestyle King, Serius Jones and  a Freestyle Prince DNA  that is making it loud and clear that he is gunning for  “Control” of the crown.

KOTD – Rap Battle – Tycoon Tax vs Shotgun Suge***messymandella***

Ok, first things first, Why would anybody  anticipate a Shotgun Suge would win in any battle, battle  arena, or by any battle league?
We get  different characters, but the identical plot stays on repeat.
This time Tycoon Tax is victorious just by technicalities.

We know Shotgun Suge has bars, but the Cryptnesia needs to end,forever.

What is Cryptnesia?

It is when you assume that you are going to remember your barz, but you don’t so instead of admitting you choked You start throwing racial slurs at your opponent. You distract the audience from your semi prepared bars or Cryptnesia.

Suge has the same expression every time  he is about to choke, and I know that look. In the battle world, Shot Gun may never compete with the elite, because no one assumes he will give a lyrical performance. His advantage is his stage presences, and body weight that he uses  to tip the lyrical scale.

Just imagine, if he did not  choke? 

He can rap his ass off, and his music is better than his battles.

Still Shotgun Suge has some of the most disrespectful, but some of the memorable lines in the history of battle rap.

 

In theater and in any art form, primarily in battle rap, a choke destroys the moment, the momentum and the audience gets distracted and the mood changes, and it is unfair to your opponent.

That build up that one hears when the verbal jabs connect are what the viewers wait for and expect to get,after they have paid their money. 

Keep doing your think Big Grape, and since you are “The Shooter and the Driver” I think you need to be  more comfortable.

You know I can’t see you circling the block in  a Smart Car or a Geo Storm because you are gigantic.

So, as a fan, I have a suggestion!

Next time you are “the shooter and the driver” I want you to have a lot a room for your big ol’ self.

Here you go, Suge, drive this _____>http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Wrd2AXbL6Xw/UgmY1rR3FUI/AAAAAAAAOBc/WFJzZoJj7UY/s1600/P1020810.JPG

***messymandella*** Battle Classics: URL SMACK/ URL Presents Ehart vs Ms.Hustle-

***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

We have a emergence of followers and critics of Battle Rap that has created a stir and anticipation for the next battle date and place. This is the first female battle on URL TV.

We now can extend gratitude to Fight Klub Rap Battle , Ultimate Rap League, Lionz Den, and other leagues in the culture.

These leagues are the blue print of the Battle Rap Empire that has taken over in our culture and reached every ethnic group, country, and has expanded into other languages.

Uploaded on Jan 21, 2011

You will revisit or be introduced to battles that are legendary and are still debatable among new peers and veterans of the sport.

 

I don’t have to even mention all of the legendary names…

 

We will pay homage to Grind Time and showcase rap legends such as Arsonal Da Rebel, Serius Jones, Loaded Lux, Goodz, Head Ice, Rich Dollaz, Calicoe, Hollow Da Don,and our women run the game too.

 
We will revisit battles with the late Tall T and earlier battles with Legends Murda Mook and Iron Solomon!
 

Diamond D And The Psychotic Neurotics – Sally Got A One Track Mind***messymandella***

 

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***messymandella*** Rap Battle Classics: SMACK/ URL PRESENTS ROSENBERG RAW VS BIGG K

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***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

 We have new class of Battle Rap Fans that appreciate the culture.

We now  can extend gratitude to   Fight Klub Rap Battle , Ultimate Rap League , Lionz Den 

for being the blue print of the Battle Rap Empire that has taken over in our culture and reached every ethnic group, country, and has expanded the culture.

You will revisit or be introduced to battles that are legendary and still debated upon right now!

I don’t have to even mention names…

We will pay homage to Grind Time  and show case rap Legends, Arsonal Da Rebel, and Conceited’s  earlier rap battles. 

We will  revisit  battles with the late Tall T  and earlier  battles with Legends Murda Mook and Iron Solomon!

 

 

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NEW: URLTV Presents: “The Battle Of The Teeth!” * DNA VS Prez Mafia***messymandella***

SMACK WHITE, called this battle “The Battle Of Teeth.”

 

This is Smack’s  league and his quote.

 

I am going to walk in the light of righteousness, and keep my dental thoughts to my self..

 

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NEW: KOTD – Rap Battle – Danny Myers vs KG The Poet***messymandella***

Apparently we have overlooked the barz and the ability of  Battle Rapper, Danny Myers.
Danny Myers delivery and word play bring that comedic delivery and aggression to his stage presence.

Where the hell have they been hiding Danny?

The  last time I saw him with Rum Nitty, I didn’t even give Danny a second thought…

KG The Poet one of the people who had to prove himself, delivers barz like the so called veterans in the game.
His style  has improved, and  KG The Poet decided to leave those schemes behind.
He is NOT Chilla Jones (one of my favorites)  and at times KG’s schemes and styles were too coincidental…

 

KG, is a novice to the ring, but in this battle he demonstrated his determination and work ethic, and showmanship .

I sadly watched  DC.Curry in the movie “The Wash” Sunday…

 

KG, killed the second round.

This battle  sponsored by King Of The Dot is breathing life into the game.

Too many chokes can break the momentum, the consistency  and the concentration of the audience.
Both Rappers  went above and beyond to give the audience, what they paid for and respect.

With momentum and  memorization in  this close battle, that some are calling it  a draw.
One of the closest battles, in a minute because both rappers came prepared, some people are doing that now…

 

  Danny Myers needs more camera time, why is he not on the URL Stage, Smack White?

 

Some of the hottest, “Top Tier” rappers have become divas and believe they are doing the audience a favor, because THEY showed up.

I have not seen a battle this close since Hollow Da Don and Loaded Lux.

This KTOD Rap Battle was not of the same caliber,but still no one  “caught a body.”

People still debate who won between Hollow Da Don and Loaded Lux and with no clear winner, that is a clue  that both rappers  perfected their craft.

Give KG the Poet more time, and Danny Myers more exposure, in this case both men deserve it.

KG The Poet, did the damn thing. 

Danny Myers still won…2-1.

Don’t take my word for it watch your  damn self!

Look  at new blood, aggression, and artist preparation, sponsored by King Of The Dot!

 

 

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GO-RILLA WARFARE PRESENTS CHARLIE CLIPS VS HITMAN HOLLA***messymandella***

 

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NSFW***messymandella***Review: BABS BUNNY+ VAGUE’s QUEEN OF THE RING 40 B.a.r.r.s. VS. Daylyt

40 B.a.r.r.s. is the truth!

She destroys all of her female opponents and demolishes all of her opponents. She actually leaves them shook up, and scared to look her in her eyes, she actually is a bully in the ring.

She scared little Tori Doe out of  the Rap Game for a minute.

40 B.a.r.r.s. belittles, deletes, and murders any other females  that  believed in their wildest dreams that they actually had  a chance to  win.

I don’t know why any of the women in the game assume they will murder 40 B.a.r.r.s.?

This Boston Native holds nothing back about her personal life, her card carry Lesbian Pride Visa or her lack of interest  in any of the remaining  female battle opponents that are lining up to battle her in the game, except Jazz The Rapper.

40 B.a.r.r.s. leaves every broad she battles  tear-stained, or just too embarrassed to look in the camera after she humiliates them. She exposes their hidden family drama or lack of preparation for the battle.

She even will throw shots at her opponents  parenting skills, and  a woman’s”The Right To Choose” in the first stages of pregnancy, that was infuriating, because as a woman, she should have had compassion.

However, in Queen Of The Ring the dialogue is geared to belittle and be heartless and vindictive that is the social norm. Yes, that is what  people do in a rap battles, and40 B.a.r.r.s.  is  damn good at it.

She studies her victims and attacks and destroys their ego, and their pride while looking sexy as she “Catches The Body”! She adds these bodies to the Crypt Closet of you favorite female rappers that you once labeled “Top Tier” and now their names, you barely hear. ..

You know who you are. Reality has set in, that female rap battle leagues don’t belong to just a select few, but many more could be aiming to reach that “Top Tier Status.”

You can argue all day about who the Top 5 Female Battle Rappers “are in the game, but undoubtedly  40 B.a.r.r.s. will be somewhere on the majority of  all  list.

Either you submit to 40 B.a.r.r.s. in the ring,  and let her kick your ass  or leave the ring with your tail between your legs like Bonnie Godiva  and Phara Funeral.

Bonnie Godiva and Phara Funeral are  two of the hottest women in the game and 40 B.a.r.r.s. turned their battles into “Sparring Sessions.”

So was it a surprise to the Rap World that no one can clearly could call a “Win” in this Battle between 40 B.a.r.r.s. VS. Daylyt? No.

She was the Winner… no she wasn’t Daylyt killed the second round. Daylyt, technically didn’t have a third round.

 

Tough Love Time for Daylyt: Sponsored By ***messymandella***

Now let us as a family discuss, Daylyt’s  almost third round. 

Daylyt is the “Gucci Mane of Battle Rap!”

We don’t know what is wrong, but we know all systems ARE NOT A GO.

Some  people  watch  Daylyt’s battles just for the antics…

The audience doesn’t know if  Daylyt will rap, reenact the Matrix, wear afro wigs, pretend to be in “Thriller” or bring a Loaded Lux  Impersonator on  stage, or just get naked  AGAIN…

Daylyt, what da hell is wrong with you?

Was it the red pill, was it blue pill? Was it Ny -Quill?

Why in the Klondike Meat Popsicle  Hell do you always give the world confusion, phuckery and Compton Shenanigans?

Do you rap, or do you improvise?

Every battle is a damn skit, and irrelevant props and unnecessary theatrics involving your anatomy, that just waste time…

Do you want to Battle On Saturday Night Live?

Why is it, that you have mountains of deranged lunacy in each battle, and no barz left in the third round?

You are not a traveling actor…

Fool, you are not a member of  Black Vaudeville…

Can you ever just battle?

You have barz, what in the Bat Mobile Hell, made you decide that we would be blessed to look at your Giblets and Gravy?

If we wanted to watch naked men, we would watch “Chippendales Male Revue, not “ChipInQuills” man!

We DO NOT WANT to look at your ass naked on stage anymore?

You have done this twice, why can’t you  just give us barz?

Props are a beautiful thing, but your Infant Maker is NOT a prop.

People came to see a battle and you going to sit there and show the world your Hidden Hyena?

NO ONE PAID TO SEE YOU STRIP!

Why should audience members  have to leave so you can pull out your Spam Javelin?

Why can’t you just keep it in your pants?

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT AGAIN.

  People paying to watch these battles and what not, and you gotta pull out  your Womb Broom?

That right there is the sole reason HBO or Starz will NEVER host any events with Battle Rap!

These Gucci Mane Inspired, Quill Moments  must STOP! 

Leave it in the Bat Mobile….

 

 

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