Rihanna is one of the most beautiful women of all time. Like her or not, She is unbelievable Attractive and is Comfortable in her own skin.Her confidence and rebellious antics keep her in the News. Rihanna’s fashion style is Crazy.
Thank God, RiRi has autotune and one hell of a sound engineer.I didn’t realize that the sounds coming out of her mouth, were her attempts at harmonizing. When she “sings” I hear purring,screeching,howling ,and goat sounds and syllables over beats.She should get Patti LaBelle, ,Beyoncé, or Adele as vocal coaches.The last time I heard Rihanna hit a high note I was terrified.She sounded like the Emergency Broadcast System,calling for a Thunderstorm.
Most people don’t know that Rihanna’s hidden talent is her Yodelling, and stripping.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/07/rihanna-saturday-night-live-video-where-have-you-been_n_1495150.html
If RiRi had a voice like Aretha Franklin,this debate would not keep coming up,and it wouldn’t be an issue. If she was a talented musician or lyricist who was not just using sex to sell her albums, there might be a redeeming quality to her act. There would be a counterbalance to the attention whoring.She pats her crotch and humps her fans, to keep your eyes focused. She also keep you from realizing your ears are bleeding. Her songs and lyrics are written for her, and her voice is heavily autotuned because she can’t actually sing. She is not selling her music, she is selling her ass.I guess it is working…she is making millions.Just call it Burlesque.She is not a singer.She is a well paid Stripper.
Rihanna live your life! You are gorgeous, stay that way. Just please stay away from the microphone.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svSv_Qo3deU&feature=related
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May 10, 2012
Categories: Beautiful And Intelligent, Fashion Swagger, Music and What Not . Tags: Adele, American Idol Contestant that didn't make it, Auto-Tune, Cat's Meow, Fashion, Goat Sounds, I am the best at Burlesque, I banged Beat Em' Down Brown, I banged Drake, I banged Matt Kemp, I banged Meek Mill, Look Don't Listen, One Of Baddest Chick In The Game, Patti LaBelle, Rihanna, Stripper, Thunderstorm, Yodelling . Author: messymandella . Comments: 1 Comment
