This Thirsty Thursday Sermon is about the damage of humanity and the epic slaughter of our God Given eyebrows. This tomfoolery must cease and desist, in regards to the eyebrow trends that don’t appear to be human, or even logical for any one to even attempt to wear.
Why would you want to look like two centipedes are doing the Schmoney Dance on top of your forehead?
Now we will have to hold internet hands and gather for this Thirsty Thursday Sermon on the Dollar Tree Soap Box, and REBUKE these eyebrows in the name of the Angels in charge Of Heaven’s hair Salon.
No more calligraphy, burnt bacon-like, or Mayan inspired decor, or black salamanders draped across thy forehead.
Do not get discouraged, this an intervention. Even the most beautiful and famous have experienced eyebrow mishaps too.
This Thursday Sermon should decrease stress, among the eyebrow victims family.
When your eyebrows look like these, you ALWAYS look surprised, even in your sleep.