NSFW: ToTaL Slaughter: Daylyt IS The G.G.Alin Of Battle Rap…***messymandella***

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Now let us as a family discuss, Daylyt’s almost third round and his nervous breakdown.

Daylyt this is G.G.Alin

I am not going to show footage of his performances,and DON'T look if you have a weak stomach. EVERYTHING QUill is doing is a revisited performance from the original nut case, and DHEC Violation G.G. Allin. Shock value will always overshadow his music.

I am not going to show footage of his performance,and DON’T look if you have a weak stomach. EVERYTHING QUill is doing is a revisited performances from the original nut case, and DHEC Violation G.G. Allin. Shock value will always overshadow his music.


 
I have never in my life seen a mess like that on Total Slaughter. It was foolery and an abomination of sorts.

What in the Quill is wrong with you?

For the love of Prune Juice, could you please just admit that you don’t write third rounds?

Yep, the gimmick is done, you have done everything in your third rounds except rap…

We don’t know what is wrong, but we know all systems ARE STILL NOT A GO.

Some people watch Daylyt’s battles just for the antics, he has barz when he ain’t auditioning for Saturday Night Live…

“The audience doesn’t know if Daylyt will rap, reenact the Matrix, wear afro wigs, pretend to be in “Thriller” or bring a Loaded Lux Impersonator on stage, or just get naked AGAIN…”

Daylyt, was on the stage dressed in a red Burlap Super Hero OutFit with pleather trousers pockets,and knee pads.Yes, Daylyt had on Burlap pants that he swagger jacked from Florida Evans,on Good Times. The weather report stated it was HAWT outside.

He stripped because he was on, BUT boiling like butter in that hot ass Super Hero 1972 pants, and cape.

 
He had a piece of paper,his pill bottles and sadly, crap on the stage.

Just a damn shame to embarrass the culture with that malicious and nastiness in front of the world.

You have a beautiful wife, “Mafjfuhftoothbrushauh” whatever her name is but, she is crazy as hell, if she kisses you!

No one wants to witness bathroom antics on their stage.

Nobody paid their trap money to watch that Activia fueled third round.

This can’t be just because of ONE bottle of medicine you missed. If this is what happens when you forget your medicine, you need a home nurse, and a social worker.

You could get a check!

 
Was it the red pill, was it blue pill? Was it Ny -Quill?

Why in the Geritol Exlax Hell do you always give the world confusion, phuckery and Compton Shenanigans?

Every battle is a damn skit, and irrelevant props and unnecessary theatrics involving your anatomy, that just waste time and now bathroom antics?

Do you want to Battle or work at the zoo, never mind,  they don’t have a doggy park to accommodate your needs…

Why is it, that you have mountains of deranged lunacy in each battle, and no barz left in the third round?

 T-Rex won and I can’t wait until he delivers that baby, his belly is sitting low.

Any day now…

 Daylyt you will end up with E coli, The West Nile Virus, Salmonella, or Dysentery if you don’t stop this shamanistic foolery.
 
Why in the G.G. Allin hell would you do THAT on stage?

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NEW:Bridging The Gap: DNA VS Serius Jones ***messymandella***

       DNA has taunted Serius Jones and numerous first generation  battle  rap legends over social media, but it is out of love and reverence. These men remind us why the underground scene has received many imitated leagues and countless new battle rap contenders.

         In the past week, the media forgot about these rappers that respect the game, and  beef for sport!  No  negativity, no prison mess hall theatrics but pure lyrical jabs.

        DNA is a young battler that popped out of nowhere, just like his tooth. DNA has garnered attention because of his freestyle ability and his stage presence. DNA and his ghost tooth are coming for the crown. Serius Jones hasn’t battled in the ring in a minute, but he is being slowly dragged out of retirement. If DNA and Serius Jones battle, it will be pandemonium and will undoubtedly become a classic. This is the culture, age disses and LYRICAL beef, that will end with nothing but a positive vibe, and countless battle verses to admonish from a Freestyle King, Serius Jones and  a Freestyle Prince DNA  that is making it loud and clear that he is gunning for  “Control” of the crown.

KOTD – Rap Battle – Tycoon Tax vs Shotgun Suge***messymandella***

Ok, first things first, Why would anybody  anticipate a Shotgun Suge would win in any battle, battle  arena, or by any battle league?
We get  different characters, but the identical plot stays on repeat.
This time Tycoon Tax is victorious just by technicalities.

We know Shotgun Suge has bars, but the Cryptnesia needs to end,forever.

What is Cryptnesia?

It is when you assume that you are going to remember your barz, but you don’t so instead of admitting you choked You start throwing racial slurs at your opponent. You distract the audience from your semi prepared bars or Cryptnesia.

Suge has the same expression every time  he is about to choke, and I know that look. In the battle world, Shot Gun may never compete with the elite, because no one assumes he will give a lyrical performance. His advantage is his stage presences, and body weight that he uses  to tip the lyrical scale.

Just imagine, if he did not  choke? 

He can rap his ass off, and his music is better than his battles.

Still Shotgun Suge has some of the most disrespectful, but some of the memorable lines in the history of battle rap.

 

In theater and in any art form, primarily in battle rap, a choke destroys the moment, the momentum and the audience gets distracted and the mood changes, and it is unfair to your opponent.

That build up that one hears when the verbal jabs connect are what the viewers wait for and expect to get,after they have paid their money. 

Keep doing your think Big Grape, and since you are “The Shooter and the Driver” I think you need to be  more comfortable.

You know I can’t see you circling the block in  a Smart Car or a Geo Storm because you are gigantic.

So, as a fan, I have a suggestion!

Next time you are “the shooter and the driver” I want you to have a lot a room for your big ol’ self.

Here you go, Suge, drive this _____>http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Wrd2AXbL6Xw/UgmY1rR3FUI/AAAAAAAAOBc/WFJzZoJj7UY/s1600/P1020810.JPG

KOTD – Rap Battle – Caustic vs Aye Verb ***messymandella***

 

NEW: KOTD – Rap Battle – B Magic vs Rum Nitty ***messymandella***

 

 

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***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

 We have new class of Battle Rap Fans that appreciate the culture.

We now  can extend gratitude to   Fight Klub Rap Battle , Ultimate Rap League , Lionz Den 

for being the blue print of the Battle Rap Empire that has taken over in our culture and reached every ethnic group, country, and has expanded the culture.

You will revisit or be introduced to battles that are legendary and still debated upon right now!

I don’t have to even mention names…

We will pay homage to Grind Time  and show case rap Legends, Arsonal Da Rebel, and Conceited’s  earlier rap battles. 

We will  revisit  battles with the late Tall T  and earlier  battles with Legends Murda Mook and Iron Solomon!

 

 

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NEW: KOTD – Rap Battle – Daylyt vs Chilla Jones ***messymandella***

 

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NSFW: Milltown Bloe Presents: DAYLYT VS CT ***messymandella***

 

 

 

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NEW: KOTD – Rap Battle – Danny Myers vs KG The Poet***messymandella***

Apparently we have overlooked the barz and the ability of  Battle Rapper, Danny Myers.
Danny Myers delivery and word play bring that comedic delivery and aggression to his stage presence.

Where the hell have they been hiding Danny?

The  last time I saw him with Rum Nitty, I didn’t even give Danny a second thought…

KG The Poet one of the people who had to prove himself, delivers barz like the so called veterans in the game.
His style  has improved, and  KG The Poet decided to leave those schemes behind.
He is NOT Chilla Jones (one of my favorites)  and at times KG’s schemes and styles were too coincidental…

 

KG, is a novice to the ring, but in this battle he demonstrated his determination and work ethic, and showmanship .

I sadly watched  DC.Curry in the movie “The Wash” Sunday…

 

KG, killed the second round.

This battle  sponsored by King Of The Dot is breathing life into the game.

Too many chokes can break the momentum, the consistency  and the concentration of the audience.
Both Rappers  went above and beyond to give the audience, what they paid for and respect.

With momentum and  memorization in  this close battle, that some are calling it  a draw.
One of the closest battles, in a minute because both rappers came prepared, some people are doing that now…

 

  Danny Myers needs more camera time, why is he not on the URL Stage, Smack White?

 

Some of the hottest, “Top Tier” rappers have become divas and believe they are doing the audience a favor, because THEY showed up.

I have not seen a battle this close since Hollow Da Don and Loaded Lux.

This KTOD Rap Battle was not of the same caliber,but still no one  “caught a body.”

People still debate who won between Hollow Da Don and Loaded Lux and with no clear winner, that is a clue  that both rappers  perfected their craft.

Give KG the Poet more time, and Danny Myers more exposure, in this case both men deserve it.

KG The Poet, did the damn thing. 

Danny Myers still won…2-1.

Don’t take my word for it watch your  damn self!

Look  at new blood, aggression, and artist preparation, sponsored by King Of The Dot!

 

 

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NSFW***messymandella***Review: BABS BUNNY+ VAGUE’s QUEEN OF THE RING 40 B.a.r.r.s. VS. Daylyt

40 B.a.r.r.s. is the truth!

She destroys all of her female opponents and demolishes all of her opponents. She actually leaves them shook up, and scared to look her in her eyes, she actually is a bully in the ring.

She scared little Tori Doe out of  the Rap Game for a minute.

40 B.a.r.r.s. belittles, deletes, and murders any other females  that  believed in their wildest dreams that they actually had  a chance to  win.

I don’t know why any of the women in the game assume they will murder 40 B.a.r.r.s.?

This Boston Native holds nothing back about her personal life, her card carry Lesbian Pride Visa or her lack of interest  in any of the remaining  female battle opponents that are lining up to battle her in the game, except Jazz The Rapper.

40 B.a.r.r.s. leaves every broad she battles  tear-stained, or just too embarrassed to look in the camera after she humiliates them. She exposes their hidden family drama or lack of preparation for the battle.

She even will throw shots at her opponents  parenting skills, and  a woman’s”The Right To Choose” in the first stages of pregnancy, that was infuriating, because as a woman, she should have had compassion.

However, in Queen Of The Ring the dialogue is geared to belittle and be heartless and vindictive that is the social norm. Yes, that is what  people do in a rap battles, and40 B.a.r.r.s.  is  damn good at it.

She studies her victims and attacks and destroys their ego, and their pride while looking sexy as she “Catches The Body”! She adds these bodies to the Crypt Closet of you favorite female rappers that you once labeled “Top Tier” and now their names, you barely hear. ..

You know who you are. Reality has set in, that female rap battle leagues don’t belong to just a select few, but many more could be aiming to reach that “Top Tier Status.”

You can argue all day about who the Top 5 Female Battle Rappers “are in the game, but undoubtedly  40 B.a.r.r.s. will be somewhere on the majority of  all  list.

Either you submit to 40 B.a.r.r.s. in the ring,  and let her kick your ass  or leave the ring with your tail between your legs like Bonnie Godiva  and Phara Funeral.

Bonnie Godiva and Phara Funeral are  two of the hottest women in the game and 40 B.a.r.r.s. turned their battles into “Sparring Sessions.”

So was it a surprise to the Rap World that no one can clearly could call a “Win” in this Battle between 40 B.a.r.r.s. VS. Daylyt? No.

She was the Winner… no she wasn’t Daylyt killed the second round. Daylyt, technically didn’t have a third round.

 

Tough Love Time for Daylyt: Sponsored By ***messymandella***

Now let us as a family discuss, Daylyt’s  almost third round. 

Daylyt is the “Gucci Mane of Battle Rap!”

We don’t know what is wrong, but we know all systems ARE NOT A GO.

Some  people  watch  Daylyt’s battles just for the antics…

The audience doesn’t know if  Daylyt will rap, reenact the Matrix, wear afro wigs, pretend to be in “Thriller” or bring a Loaded Lux  Impersonator on  stage, or just get naked  AGAIN…

Daylyt, what da hell is wrong with you?

Was it the red pill, was it blue pill? Was it Ny -Quill?

Why in the Klondike Meat Popsicle  Hell do you always give the world confusion, phuckery and Compton Shenanigans?

Do you rap, or do you improvise?

Every battle is a damn skit, and irrelevant props and unnecessary theatrics involving your anatomy, that just waste time…

Do you want to Battle On Saturday Night Live?

Why is it, that you have mountains of deranged lunacy in each battle, and no barz left in the third round?

You are not a traveling actor…

Fool, you are not a member of  Black Vaudeville…

Can you ever just battle?

You have barz, what in the Bat Mobile Hell, made you decide that we would be blessed to look at your Giblets and Gravy?

If we wanted to watch naked men, we would watch “Chippendales Male Revue, not “ChipInQuills” man!

We DO NOT WANT to look at your ass naked on stage anymore?

You have done this twice, why can’t you  just give us barz?

Props are a beautiful thing, but your Infant Maker is NOT a prop.

People came to see a battle and you going to sit there and show the world your Hidden Hyena?

NO ONE PAID TO SEE YOU STRIP!

Why should audience members  have to leave so you can pull out your Spam Javelin?

Why can’t you just keep it in your pants?

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT AGAIN.

  People paying to watch these battles and what not, and you gotta pull out  your Womb Broom?

That right there is the sole reason HBO or Starz will NEVER host any events with Battle Rap!

These Gucci Mane Inspired, Quill Moments  must STOP! 

Leave it in the Bat Mobile….

 

 

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