QUEEN OF THE RING JAZ THE RAPPER Cremates 40 B.A.R.R.S***messymandella***

 

40 B.A.R.R.S is now 40 S.C.A.R.R.S

Jaz proves how gifted she is, and why she is the best.

I expected to watch a close battle, at least 2-1.

Now, this was embarrassing.

That crown should have stayed in the car, of Carlezza.

Why would anyone not prepare for the most anticipated battle of their career?
 

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BATTLE CLASSICS: SMACK / URL Presents Hollow Da Don vs Goodz***messymandella***

***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

We have a emergence of followers and critics of Battle Rap that has created a stir and anticipation for the next battle date and place. This is the first female battle on URL TV.

We now can extend gratitude to Fight Klub Rap Battle , Ultimate Rap League, Lionz Den, and other leagues in the culture.

These leagues are the blue print of the Battle Rap Empire that has taken over in our culture and reached every ethnic group, country, and has expanded into other languages.

Uploaded on April 24, 2011

You will revisit or be introduced to battles that are legendary and are still debatable among new peers and veterans of the sport.

 

 

I don’t have to even mention all of the legendary names…

 

We will pay homage to Grind Time and showcase rap legends such as Arsonal Da Rebel, Serius Jones, Loaded Lux, Goodz, Head Ice, Rich Dollaz, Calicoe, Hollow Da Don,and our women run the game too.

 

KOTD – Rap Battle – Tycoon Tax vs Shotgun Suge***messymandella***

Ok, first things first, Why would anybody  anticipate a Shotgun Suge would win in any battle, battle  arena, or by any battle league?
We get  different characters, but the identical plot stays on repeat.
This time Tycoon Tax is victorious just by technicalities.

We know Shotgun Suge has bars, but the Cryptnesia needs to end,forever.

What is Cryptnesia?

It is when you assume that you are going to remember your barz, but you don’t so instead of admitting you choked You start throwing racial slurs at your opponent. You distract the audience from your semi prepared bars or Cryptnesia.

Suge has the same expression every time  he is about to choke, and I know that look. In the battle world, Shot Gun may never compete with the elite, because no one assumes he will give a lyrical performance. His advantage is his stage presences, and body weight that he uses  to tip the lyrical scale.

Just imagine, if he did not  choke? 

He can rap his ass off, and his music is better than his battles.

Still Shotgun Suge has some of the most disrespectful, but some of the memorable lines in the history of battle rap.

 

In theater and in any art form, primarily in battle rap, a choke destroys the moment, the momentum and the audience gets distracted and the mood changes, and it is unfair to your opponent.

That build up that one hears when the verbal jabs connect are what the viewers wait for and expect to get,after they have paid their money. 

Keep doing your think Big Grape, and since you are “The Shooter and the Driver” I think you need to be  more comfortable.

You know I can’t see you circling the block in  a Smart Car or a Geo Storm because you are gigantic.

So, as a fan, I have a suggestion!

Next time you are “the shooter and the driver” I want you to have a lot a room for your big ol’ self.

Here you go, Suge, drive this _____>http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Wrd2AXbL6Xw/UgmY1rR3FUI/AAAAAAAAOBc/WFJzZoJj7UY/s1600/P1020810.JPG

NEW: KOTD – Rap Battle – B Magic vs Rum Nitty ***messymandella***

 

 

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***messymandella*** (JULY 2013) URL TV: Hollow Da Don vs Tsu Surf

***messymandella*** CLASSIC BATTLE:URLTV

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What can be said about Tsu Surf?
Of course, it depends on who you ask?
I know that he is very humble.
Tsu Surf has undeniable skills, and immaculate delivery.
I am a Battle Rap Junkie.
When my best friend stops by,he always says”You watching that AGAIN?”
 I don’t care what anyone says, Battle Rap is a sport!
Tsunami Surf is highly disrespectful while Battle Rap, but that is part of the formula.
If you speak to him on any Social Media Platform, he is very humble and respectful.


Hollow Da Don, Don Lennon and all 13 other aliases have created a buzz by ALWAYS calling out  “Loaded Lux.” I know for a fact that Tsu doesn’t “ride that 5″, but he does represent them “Grapes.” Aside from that internal struggle, I am going to  give a review. Now everyone has voiced they opinion on this battle. Drake and Kevin Durant even exchanged words, but no beef. Hollow Da Don is brutally honest about his love for “Lean!” Hollow is highly intelligent, and Tsu Surf killed his first round. Hollow won the second round. Tsu Surf wore his emotions on his sleeve. The gun issue, still weighs on Tsu Surf, “that time in Michigan.” Detroit, and getting locked still bothers him. Tsu Surf showed his emotional side. You can’t question a gang member status. Once Tsu showed his weakness, Hollow won that 3rd round.  Maybe you will see it  differently…

RECAP:Watched it one more time…Tsu Surf won, this shit! Tsu Surf is too complex,and needs cliff notes for his bars.You have to rewatch this battle.I missed some of his best lines, because Tsu was overshadowed by the crowd chatter.Tsu caught that win, or did he? Then again, Hollow, killed him with the “Let me tell you about this bit… name Tsu.” This is one of the most anticipated battle.Hollow Da Don really shines, but both men held their own. Thank God, no one choked!

“He’s innocent, He’s innocent, he’s innocent.”-Hollow Da Don

 

NO CLEAR BODY

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NEW: URLTV Presents: “The Battle Of The Teeth!” * DNA VS Prez Mafia***messymandella***

SMACK WHITE, called this battle “The Battle Of Teeth.”

 

This is Smack’s  league and his quote.

 

I am going to walk in the light of righteousness, and keep my dental thoughts to my self..

 

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NEW: KOTD – Rap Battle – Danny Myers vs KG The Poet***messymandella***

Apparently we have overlooked the barz and the ability of  Battle Rapper, Danny Myers.
Danny Myers delivery and word play bring that comedic delivery and aggression to his stage presence.

Where the hell have they been hiding Danny?

The  last time I saw him with Rum Nitty, I didn’t even give Danny a second thought…

KG The Poet one of the people who had to prove himself, delivers barz like the so called veterans in the game.
His style  has improved, and  KG The Poet decided to leave those schemes behind.
He is NOT Chilla Jones (one of my favorites)  and at times KG’s schemes and styles were too coincidental…

 

KG, is a novice to the ring, but in this battle he demonstrated his determination and work ethic, and showmanship .

I sadly watched  DC.Curry in the movie “The Wash” Sunday…

 

KG, killed the second round.

This battle  sponsored by King Of The Dot is breathing life into the game.

Too many chokes can break the momentum, the consistency  and the concentration of the audience.
Both Rappers  went above and beyond to give the audience, what they paid for and respect.

With momentum and  memorization in  this close battle, that some are calling it  a draw.
One of the closest battles, in a minute because both rappers came prepared, some people are doing that now…

 

  Danny Myers needs more camera time, why is he not on the URL Stage, Smack White?

 

Some of the hottest, “Top Tier” rappers have become divas and believe they are doing the audience a favor, because THEY showed up.

I have not seen a battle this close since Hollow Da Don and Loaded Lux.

This KTOD Rap Battle was not of the same caliber,but still no one  “caught a body.”

People still debate who won between Hollow Da Don and Loaded Lux and with no clear winner, that is a clue  that both rappers  perfected their craft.

Give KG the Poet more time, and Danny Myers more exposure, in this case both men deserve it.

KG The Poet, did the damn thing. 

Danny Myers still won…2-1.

Don’t take my word for it watch your  damn self!

Look  at new blood, aggression, and artist preparation, sponsored by King Of The Dot!

 

 

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In Delusional News: Battle Rapper Daylyt Will Not Battle For Less Than $100K***messymandella***

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Rich Dollaz(DEAD BEAT DAD)Love-Hip Hop***messymandella***

Rich Dollaz from “Love And Hip-Hop” of course was embarrassed when he was served child support.

Richard aka “Rich Dollaz ” is flossing and balling on VH1, and not doing a damn thing for his child.

Mother Jones is at the forefront  of this muckery.

She is also at the of end of the first video, giving her hood testimony.

I have no problem helping mothers and fathers that are working and striving to gain financial security.

I also feel like If I don’t have children , I should not have to pay for yours (unless you are in dire straits)?

I don’t think anyone should buy a $100.00 bottles, and pop tags, when they can’t pay child support.

Women  and men of all races need to wake up! 

If you have 3 kids and you can not afford them protect yourself.

You want him to feel like a man, and he needs to be responsible for that orgasm.

I didn’t get it, why do I have to pay for it ?

A real man, doesn’t quit job without a Plan B.  

A real woman does not let that man AVOID a job,  so his wages will be garnished to support HIS babies.

If you are getting assistance, that should not be forever.

If you are having sex unprotected with a man that has other babies that he does not support; why should I pay for them.

No one owes you anything in life.

 If you feel some kind of way about this, please reevaluate the way you live.

If you have a WIC Voucher, and EBT Card you should not be in the grocery store buying lobster.

You should not be spending hundreds of dollars on  a designer bag.

This cycle needs to be broken. Too many baby mama‘s , not enough wive’s…

SIGNS YOU ARE A DEADBEAT  MOM OR DAD

1.You never see your child unless you go to your mother’s house.

2. You are running from your child support payments

3. Your mom and dad have to negotiate visitation AKA baby mama drop offs.

4. You leave your child with someone to get high,and come back 2 days later.

5.You leave when your kids are sleep and leave the EBT Card on the table.

6. The entire world sees you,but never your kids.

7. You wear shades and $90.00 shirts but have not paid child support.

8.You are so selfish, that you will NOT work,because all your money will be garnished by the government. God Forbid, you would put money into your kids.

9.Your family actually makes excuses for you being a deadbeat, while you get other chicks pregnant.

10. You have never met any of your children’s teachers.

11. DSS has been to your house at least twice.You cry,and pretend to be a parent and haul ass when DSS leaves.

12.You old as hell, and still think going to club comes before paying for your children’s everyday expenses.

13. Everybody ALWAYS ask where your kids at…

14. You wake up hung over and you haven’t seen kids in 2 days, and don’t give a damn.

15. You can’t think of one reason to spend the weekend with your child.

16. Your children are happy if you come home.

17. You spend all your money smoking and getting drunk, but go and beg for help at your local shelter. Sorry Asses

18. You get mad when people want you to better yourself,or help your child.

19. You don’t care that you are neglecting your own seed.

20. You want me to take care of your children financially…

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15 Questions For Love & Hip-Hop-Atlanta***messymandella***

1.What the Hell do they have to do with Hip Hop?

2. Was this casting call at K-Mart or Big Lots?

3. Why does Lil Scrappy momma look like “McGruff The Crime Fighting Dog?”

4.Why didn’t I know Lil Scrappy was slow remedial?

5.Who the hell pimped out K. Michelle?

6. Why didn’t this show come with a syllabus; No one knows these people?

7. Why did Stevie J choose dude( that  is swagger-jacking Rihanna)over 15 year relationship?

8. Why did the end of that episode remind me of “Paris Is Burning” with Willi Ninja , and Dorian Corey?http://vimeo.com/8350272

9.So we are going to pretend Stevie J is straight?

10. When the hell was Lil Scrappy Mama Pimping ,during Slavery Times?

11.Who she pimp Harriet Tubman?

12. Who has money on this show?

13. Who has a career?

14. Why do I feel like all these people cash they checks at the Liquor Store?

15. How the hell can anyone take this show seriously?

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