John John Da Don Wants To Retire Aye Verb #SM4 ***messymandella***

 
John John  Da Don is a damn fool for this skit…
 

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QUEEN OF THE RING JAZ THE RAPPER Cremates 40 B.A.R.R.S***messymandella***

 

40 B.A.R.R.S is now 40 S.C.A.R.R.S

Jaz proves how gifted she is, and why she is the best.

I expected to watch a close battle, at least 2-1.

Now, this was embarrassing.

That crown should have stayed in the car, of Carlezza.

Why would anyone not prepare for the most anticipated battle of their career?
 

BATTLE CLASSICS: SMACK / URL Presents Hollow Da Don vs Goodz***messymandella***

***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

***messymandella*** Battle Classics: Get Familiar!

We have a emergence of followers and critics of Battle Rap that has created a stir and anticipation for the next battle date and place. This is the first female battle on URL TV.

We now can extend gratitude to Fight Klub Rap Battle , Ultimate Rap League, Lionz Den, and other leagues in the culture.

These leagues are the blue print of the Battle Rap Empire that has taken over in our culture and reached every ethnic group, country, and has expanded into other languages.

Uploaded on April 24, 2011

You will revisit or be introduced to battles that are legendary and are still debatable among new peers and veterans of the sport.

 

 

I don’t have to even mention all of the legendary names…

 

We will pay homage to Grind Time and showcase rap legends such as Arsonal Da Rebel, Serius Jones, Loaded Lux, Goodz, Head Ice, Rich Dollaz, Calicoe, Hollow Da Don,and our women run the game too.

 

KOTD – Rap Battle – Tycoon Tax vs Shotgun Suge***messymandella***

Ok, first things first, Why would anybody  anticipate a Shotgun Suge would win in any battle, battle  arena, or by any battle league?
We get  different characters, but the identical plot stays on repeat.
This time Tycoon Tax is victorious just by technicalities.

We know Shotgun Suge has bars, but the Cryptnesia needs to end,forever.

What is Cryptnesia?

It is when you assume that you are going to remember your barz, but you don’t so instead of admitting you choked You start throwing racial slurs at your opponent. You distract the audience from your semi prepared bars or Cryptnesia.

Suge has the same expression every time  he is about to choke, and I know that look. In the battle world, Shot Gun may never compete with the elite, because no one assumes he will give a lyrical performance. His advantage is his stage presences, and body weight that he uses  to tip the lyrical scale.

Just imagine, if he did not  choke? 

He can rap his ass off, and his music is better than his battles.

Still Shotgun Suge has some of the most disrespectful, but some of the memorable lines in the history of battle rap.

 

In theater and in any art form, primarily in battle rap, a choke destroys the moment, the momentum and the audience gets distracted and the mood changes, and it is unfair to your opponent.

That build up that one hears when the verbal jabs connect are what the viewers wait for and expect to get,after they have paid their money. 

Keep doing your think Big Grape, and since you are “The Shooter and the Driver” I think you need to be  more comfortable.

You know I can’t see you circling the block in  a Smart Car or a Geo Storm because you are gigantic.

So, as a fan, I have a suggestion!

Next time you are “the shooter and the driver” I want you to have a lot a room for your big ol’ self.

Here you go, Suge, drive this _____>http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Wrd2AXbL6Xw/UgmY1rR3FUI/AAAAAAAAOBc/WFJzZoJj7UY/s1600/P1020810.JPG

NEW: KOTD – Rap Battle – B Magic vs Rum Nitty ***messymandella***

 

 

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***messymandella*** (JULY 2013) URL TV: Hollow Da Don vs Tsu Surf

***messymandella*** CLASSIC BATTLE:URLTV

***messymandella*** CLASSIC BATTLE:URLTV

What can be said about Tsu Surf?
Of course, it depends on who you ask?
I know that he is very humble.
Tsu Surf has undeniable skills, and immaculate delivery.
I am a Battle Rap Junkie.
When my best friend stops by,he always says”You watching that AGAIN?”
 I don’t care what anyone says, Battle Rap is a sport!
Tsunami Surf is highly disrespectful while Battle Rap, but that is part of the formula.
If you speak to him on any Social Media Platform, he is very humble and respectful.


Hollow Da Don, Don Lennon and all 13 other aliases have created a buzz by ALWAYS calling out  “Loaded Lux.” I know for a fact that Tsu doesn’t “ride that 5″, but he does represent them “Grapes.” Aside from that internal struggle, I am going to  give a review. Now everyone has voiced they opinion on this battle. Drake and Kevin Durant even exchanged words, but no beef. Hollow Da Don is brutally honest about his love for “Lean!” Hollow is highly intelligent, and Tsu Surf killed his first round. Hollow won the second round. Tsu Surf wore his emotions on his sleeve. The gun issue, still weighs on Tsu Surf, “that time in Michigan.” Detroit, and getting locked still bothers him. Tsu Surf showed his emotional side. You can’t question a gang member status. Once Tsu showed his weakness, Hollow won that 3rd round.  Maybe you will see it  differently…

RECAP:Watched it one more time…Tsu Surf won, this shit! Tsu Surf is too complex,and needs cliff notes for his bars.You have to rewatch this battle.I missed some of his best lines, because Tsu was overshadowed by the crowd chatter.Tsu caught that win, or did he? Then again, Hollow, killed him with the “Let me tell you about this bit… name Tsu.” This is one of the most anticipated battle.Hollow Da Don really shines, but both men held their own. Thank God, no one choked!

“He’s innocent, He’s innocent, he’s innocent.”-Hollow Da Don

 

NO CLEAR BODY

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NEW: URLTV Presents: “The Battle Of The Teeth!” * DNA VS Prez Mafia***messymandella***

SMACK WHITE, called this battle “The Battle Of Teeth.”

 

This is Smack’s  league and his quote.

 

I am going to walk in the light of righteousness, and keep my dental thoughts to my self..

 

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