Thirsty Thursday Sermons: Side Chicks Are Getting Younger By The Bus Load! Protect Your Investment!***messymandella***

 
You get the crumbs of an unfaithful partner, that will not be faithful to anyone.

 

 

You waste your time hoping and praying and wishing for a sign of love, dummy.

 

 

If you stop helping the coward cheat, maybe you would find love and respect of your own.

 

You don’t want to face the truth of your desperation and that you might not even be the main side chick!

 

Don’t be blindsided, and don’t make a fool out of yourself.

 

 

Protect yours and your dignity. Long story short, we are territorial by design.

 

 

It is embedded in our DNA.

 

 
 

 

 

Wake Up Flawless With Beyonce And Nicki Minaj***messymandella***

 

Slapjack with Kevin Hart On Jimmy Fallon***messymandella***

 

 

 
 

NSFW: YAMS ***messymandella***

Fashion Flash Back: 1980’s For All Dem’ Babies***messymandella***Whitney Houston (1985)


 
Age doesn’t matter!
 
Your size doesn’t matter!
 
The Color of your Skin Doesn’t Matter!
Your hair can be long, short, natural,weave, even a 1980’s mullet and Doc Martins with Crush Velvet (I don’t even know…child…)  but wear it with confidence.
 
You have to feel that love and admiration, even from a hater. If you prefer the 1980’s but are a little afraid, maybe start small. Maybe, you are not ready for the Patti Labelle hair hat, just yet.
 
They may be  envious of you because YOU can pull it off, and you took that fashion risk.
 
3 women can wear the same dress, but if you don’t have that confidence, and beauty that embodies grace, you have wasted your time.
 
Take pride in yourself.
 
You are amazing, and adventurous. Those clothes, are an accessory for your unique swagger, and gorgeous face. These women are gorgeous, and all of different races an and different hair styles. You keep being confident, you with your bad ass!
 

All of these looks work, because the confidence is more important than the clothes.
You will stand in the light, and will have fashion mishaps too.

Don’t worry,but again if you are confident you won’t give a damn.
 
If you are not ready to go out with your hair stacked up to Jesus, or don’t invest in Aqua net Hair Spray have an 1980’s theme party. Don’t let someone tell you to play fashion, safe. That is not for you, if you have confidence.
 
Don’t worry about other’s opinions.
 
I don’t!

 

 

 
 

Keyshia Cole – Let It Go ft. Missy Elliott, Lil’ Kim***messymandella***

Naya Rivera Believes Body Odor Concerns And Hygiene Are So Passe!***messymandella***

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Naya Rivera hates soap


 
          Naya Rivera doesn’t waste high-price  time on the unimportant things, like daily hygiene. Before you judge, remember there is always an explanation for less than stellar hygiene. You readers are in for a surprise.
 
             Apparently, or better yet, in a divine revelation body’s are not required to  cleaned every day. Yes, according to Naya  the more melanin in your skin, the less you need to bathe. Who knew? I assumed that it was mandatory to bath every day but that is a foregoing issue. Your shower schedule should be calculated and racially executed by your lineage.
 
I guess we should design a chart?
 
If you are Irish, Scottish, you must accommodate your bathing according to your lineage.
 
          If you are Cuban, African-American, or Native American your water bill should be a lot less than before. Think about all the money you have selfishly burned through and all those Bath And Body Works coupons you have taken advantage of, when you didn’t even need them. Thank you Naya for giving us minorities something to think about. 
 
            Just ignore that body odor and flies that may attack you or assume you are a nest of funk. appreciate life and get an avalanche of moth balls. I wonder what is her theory on toothpaste  and deodorant. Just remind everyone that the onion smell is a direct consequence of your ethnicity and color of skin.
 
“I have a theory about showering. I think that white people shower more than ethnic. I think that like showering than like once a day, or like every white people thing.”

 
 

The jokes are just content on writing themselves…
 

 

 
 

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