Christopher, You have to know in your heart that he dipped in Rihanna’s “Cake,Cake,Cake” he would probably not pass up some of Mrs. Tran tender loving vittles .
Chris you need to choose your battles wisely.
Women who go to the club almost every night are not going to be Michelle Obama you build a life with and breathe your divine knowledge in the universe.
Birds, fly without any provocation and they believe that Instigram is the equivalent to Paris,France when it comes to modeling.
Pigeons aka thirst traps have to hang on to dear life, because they spent more time with their legs open, and less time with their head buried in a book.
Chris baby, I want the best for you so I am reaching out to tell you that you need to let birds find their own bird house, and rebuild with someone who has more to offer than a pretty face and a name that is purposely butchered on Twitter.
Go, move and tell KashonTheBedstand to go to ONE STOP or APPLE ONE and that she can also wrap gifts for Christmas money.
You were bamboozled by a bird. Now you will sit back and wonder, how much money and precious irreplaceable time you spent with Tweety Bird? You gonna be maddddd, tho…
Drake, Drake, Drake,
You are running around like hot and bothered rabbit.
You just hopping on any woman that is moving.
Don’t rehatch a beef with Breezy.
Oh, You don’t remember?You were in the club and this happened
Bottles started flying and hell broke loose over Rhianna, while Mrs.Tran sat by with a smile as you fought over another woman , making herself look like a plumb damn fool.
Drake you ran and hid the bathroom for like 3 days and wrote ten songs while you survived on tap water and the bathroom mints. They had to put out an Amber Alert just to find you and you were in the bathroom the entire time, just chilling you were scared that if you came out the bathroom it would have been a scene like this:
Chris Brown has to keep himself out of trouble so he can go on tour and continue Lip-Syncing For His life!
Drake, you sneaky, sneaky, sneaky Canadian you!
Please remember Chris Brown is institutionalized, Jail is like Summer Camp for him. However, Drake you ain’t about that life, you from Degrassi!