J Holiday-Where Are You Now OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO***messymandella*** Classic Jaheim

 

 
 

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Lianne La Havas Lavishes Us With Creepiest Thing You Will See ALL Week! ***messymandella***

 

This video demonstrates a young whipper snapper who is deeply intrigued with an older man. Apparently she only wants men  to date that remember where they were standing when the Pilgrim’s landed on Plymouth Rock, in the early 1600’s but love is love.

I preach love is love, and it  does not matter if she is captivated by those sexxxy blue veins bulging all over the place. This is the man that  you take for dinner and stop by to get him an Ensure Drink for  “at home relations time.”

Lianna can have any man she wants but in this video, she desires a man that may have clubbed a bear during The Ice Age.

Love is a beautiful thang.  She said that this is her fish in the sea.  I did the research for you guys!

I found that fish…

oldfish

arthrodire placoderms lived and existed during the Late Devonian period, about 380-360 million years ago.

Those  liver spots are the sexxxist thing about this man…..

I

Can’t

Do

This….

The Tings Tings Are So Fresh (Kool And The Gang)***messymandella***

 

 

 

Statik Selektah – Carry On ft. Joey Bada$$, Freddie Gibbs***messymandella***

 

 

nsfw-G-Unit On Ebro In The Morning!***messymandella***We Didn’t Forget You,Olivia…

50 Cent, one of the wealthiest men in the world,hates you!He hates me too. Trust me the man can destroy you and your well-being forever.He has technically disappeared from the Studio. He has however produced and contributed to some of the best straight to DVD movies.

I  am sure you remember Ja-Rule. He destroyed the entire Murder-Inc Label. He made it hard for anyone to take Ja-Rule Seriously. Ja-Rule has been in and out of Club Fed.  No one purchased any Ja-Rule CD‘s and he became Stuart Little. The man never could get back on his feet after that embarrassment.Where the hell is Irv Gotti?

Cam’ron and 50 cent started a beef, after 50 Cent called his record label Koch Records, the “graveyard for artist.” After that we had Curtis part 1 and 2 and many more jabs to follow. Cam’ron called him a Gorilla with a rabbit teeth.

50 cent does not care for Jay-Z. 50 challenged Sista Kanyetta West to a Record Sales War.50 Cent claimed he would stop rapping if he lost…maybe he did?I haven’t seen him on the charts!Then 50 cent starts a beef with Snuffleupagus AKA Rick Ross! He researched his background. He put out a series of cartoons for “Officer Ricky.” They were pretty damn funny too!http://youtu.be/P27nrTFyyT0

 
 

 

 

This Thirsty Thursday Sermon Is Not About Chicken Wings!***messymandella***

This Thirsty Thursday Sermon is about the damage of humanity and the epic slaughter of our God Given eyebrows. This tomfoolery must cease and desist, in regards to the eyebrow trends that don’t appear to be human, or even logical for any one to even attempt to wear.

Why would you want to look like two centipedes are doing the Schmoney Dance on top of your forehead?

 

Now we will have to hold internet hands and gather for this Thirsty Thursday Sermon on the Dollar Tree Soap Box, and REBUKE these eyebrows in the name of the Angels in charge Of Heaven’s hair Salon.
No more calligraphy, burnt bacon-like, or Mayan inspired decor, or black salamanders draped across thy forehead.

Do  not get discouraged, this an intervention. Even the most beautiful and famous have experienced eyebrow mishaps too.

 

This Thursday Sermon should decrease stress, among the eyebrow victims family.

Why?
When your eyebrows look like these, you ALWAYS look surprised, even in your sleep.

 

Sammie And Maxwell ***messymandella***

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