NSFW: ToTaL Slaughter: Daylyt IS The G.G.Alin Of Battle Rap…***messymandella***

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Now let us as a family discuss, Daylyt’s almost third round and his nervous breakdown.

Daylyt this is G.G.Alin

I am not going to show footage of his performances,and DON'T look if you have a weak stomach. EVERYTHING QUill is doing is a revisited performance from the original nut case, and DHEC Violation G.G. Allin. Shock value will always overshadow his music.

I am not going to show footage of his performance,and DON’T look if you have a weak stomach. EVERYTHING QUill is doing is a revisited performances from the original nut case, and DHEC Violation G.G. Allin. Shock value will always overshadow his music.


 
I have never in my life seen a mess like that on Total Slaughter. It was foolery and an abomination of sorts.

What in the Quill is wrong with you?

For the love of Prune Juice, could you please just admit that you don’t write third rounds?

Yep, the gimmick is done, you have done everything in your third rounds except rap…

We don’t know what is wrong, but we know all systems ARE STILL NOT A GO.

Some people watch Daylyt’s battles just for the antics, he has barz when he ain’t auditioning for Saturday Night Live…

“The audience doesn’t know if Daylyt will rap, reenact the Matrix, wear afro wigs, pretend to be in “Thriller” or bring a Loaded Lux Impersonator on stage, or just get naked AGAIN…”

Daylyt, was on the stage dressed in a red Burlap Super Hero OutFit with pleather trousers pockets,and knee pads.Yes, Daylyt had on Burlap pants that he swagger jacked from Florida Evans,on Good Times. The weather report stated it was HAWT outside.

He stripped because he was on, BUT boiling like butter in that hot ass Super Hero 1972 pants, and cape.

 
He had a piece of paper,his pill bottles and sadly, crap on the stage.

Just a damn shame to embarrass the culture with that malicious and nastiness in front of the world.

You have a beautiful wife, “Mafjfuhftoothbrushauh” whatever her name is but, she is crazy as hell, if she kisses you!

No one wants to witness bathroom antics on their stage.

Nobody paid their trap money to watch that Activia fueled third round.

This can’t be just because of ONE bottle of medicine you missed. If this is what happens when you forget your medicine, you need a home nurse, and a social worker.

You could get a check!

 
Was it the red pill, was it blue pill? Was it Ny -Quill?

Why in the Geritol Exlax Hell do you always give the world confusion, phuckery and Compton Shenanigans?

Every battle is a damn skit, and irrelevant props and unnecessary theatrics involving your anatomy, that just waste time and now bathroom antics?

Do you want to Battle or work at the zoo, never mind,  they don’t have a doggy park to accommodate your needs…

Why is it, that you have mountains of deranged lunacy in each battle, and no barz left in the third round?

 T-Rex won and I can’t wait until he delivers that baby, his belly is sitting low.

Any day now…

 Daylyt you will end up with E coli, The West Nile Virus, Salmonella, or Dysentery if you don’t stop this shamanistic foolery.
 
Why in the G.G. Allin hell would you do THAT on stage?

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BATTLE CLASSICS: SMACK / URL Presents Hollow Da Don vs Goodz***messymandella***

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We have a emergence of followers and critics of Battle Rap that has created a stir and anticipation for the next battle date and place. This is the first female battle on URL TV.

We now can extend gratitude to Fight Klub Rap Battle , Ultimate Rap League, Lionz Den, and other leagues in the culture.

These leagues are the blue print of the Battle Rap Empire that has taken over in our culture and reached every ethnic group, country, and has expanded into other languages.

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You will revisit or be introduced to battles that are legendary and are still debatable among new peers and veterans of the sport.

 

 

I don’t have to even mention all of the legendary names…

 

We will pay homage to Grind Time and showcase rap legends such as Arsonal Da Rebel, Serius Jones, Loaded Lux, Goodz, Head Ice, Rich Dollaz, Calicoe, Hollow Da Don,and our women run the game too.

 

KOTD – Rap Battle – Tycoon Tax vs Shotgun Suge***messymandella***

Ok, first things first, Why would anybody  anticipate a Shotgun Suge would win in any battle, battle  arena, or by any battle league?
We get  different characters, but the identical plot stays on repeat.
This time Tycoon Tax is victorious just by technicalities.

We know Shotgun Suge has bars, but the Cryptnesia needs to end,forever.

What is Cryptnesia?

It is when you assume that you are going to remember your barz, but you don’t so instead of admitting you choked You start throwing racial slurs at your opponent. You distract the audience from your semi prepared bars or Cryptnesia.

Suge has the same expression every time  he is about to choke, and I know that look. In the battle world, Shot Gun may never compete with the elite, because no one assumes he will give a lyrical performance. His advantage is his stage presences, and body weight that he uses  to tip the lyrical scale.

Just imagine, if he did not  choke? 

He can rap his ass off, and his music is better than his battles.

Still Shotgun Suge has some of the most disrespectful, but some of the memorable lines in the history of battle rap.

 

In theater and in any art form, primarily in battle rap, a choke destroys the moment, the momentum and the audience gets distracted and the mood changes, and it is unfair to your opponent.

That build up that one hears when the verbal jabs connect are what the viewers wait for and expect to get,after they have paid their money. 

Keep doing your think Big Grape, and since you are “The Shooter and the Driver” I think you need to be  more comfortable.

You know I can’t see you circling the block in  a Smart Car or a Geo Storm because you are gigantic.

So, as a fan, I have a suggestion!

Next time you are “the shooter and the driver” I want you to have a lot a room for your big ol’ self.

Here you go, Suge, drive this _____>http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Wrd2AXbL6Xw/UgmY1rR3FUI/AAAAAAAAOBc/WFJzZoJj7UY/s1600/P1020810.JPG

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We have a emergence of followers and critics of Battle Rap that has  created a stir and anticipation for the next battle date and place. 

We now can extend gratitude to Fight Klub Rap Battle , Ultimate Rap League, Lionz Den, and other leagues in the culture.

These leagues are the blue print of the Battle Rap Empire that has taken over in our culture and reached every ethnic group, country, and has expanded into other languages.

You will revisit or be introduced to battles that are legendary and are still debatable among new peers and veterans of the sport.

I don’t have to even mention  all of the legendary names…

We will pay homage to Grind Time and showcase rap legends such as Arsonal Da Rebel,  Serius Jones, Loaded Lux, Goodz, Head Ice, Rich Dollaz, Calicoe, Hollow Da Don, and other  Top Tier experts in the game.

We will revisit battles with the late Tall T and earlier battles with Legends Murda Mook and Iron Solomon!
 

 
 

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***messymandella*** (JULY 2013) URL TV: Hollow Da Don vs Tsu Surf

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What can be said about Tsu Surf?
Of course, it depends on who you ask?
I know that he is very humble.
Tsu Surf has undeniable skills, and immaculate delivery.
I am a Battle Rap Junkie.
When my best friend stops by,he always says”You watching that AGAIN?”
 I don’t care what anyone says, Battle Rap is a sport!
Tsunami Surf is highly disrespectful while Battle Rap, but that is part of the formula.
If you speak to him on any Social Media Platform, he is very humble and respectful.


Hollow Da Don, Don Lennon and all 13 other aliases have created a buzz by ALWAYS calling out  “Loaded Lux.” I know for a fact that Tsu doesn’t “ride that 5″, but he does represent them “Grapes.” Aside from that internal struggle, I am going to  give a review. Now everyone has voiced they opinion on this battle. Drake and Kevin Durant even exchanged words, but no beef. Hollow Da Don is brutally honest about his love for “Lean!” Hollow is highly intelligent, and Tsu Surf killed his first round. Hollow won the second round. Tsu Surf wore his emotions on his sleeve. The gun issue, still weighs on Tsu Surf, “that time in Michigan.” Detroit, and getting locked still bothers him. Tsu Surf showed his emotional side. You can’t question a gang member status. Once Tsu showed his weakness, Hollow won that 3rd round.  Maybe you will see it  differently…

RECAP:Watched it one more time…Tsu Surf won, this shit! Tsu Surf is too complex,and needs cliff notes for his bars.You have to rewatch this battle.I missed some of his best lines, because Tsu was overshadowed by the crowd chatter.Tsu caught that win, or did he? Then again, Hollow, killed him with the “Let me tell you about this bit… name Tsu.” This is one of the most anticipated battle.Hollow Da Don really shines, but both men held their own. Thank God, no one choked!

“He’s innocent, He’s innocent, he’s innocent.”-Hollow Da Don

 

NO CLEAR BODY

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NEW: URLTV Presents: “The Battle Of The Teeth!” * DNA VS Prez Mafia***messymandella***

SMACK WHITE, called this battle “The Battle Of Teeth.”

 

This is Smack’s  league and his quote.

 

I am going to walk in the light of righteousness, and keep my dental thoughts to my self..

 

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NEW: KOTD – Rap Battle – Danny Myers vs KG The Poet***messymandella***

Apparently we have overlooked the barz and the ability of  Battle Rapper, Danny Myers.
Danny Myers delivery and word play bring that comedic delivery and aggression to his stage presence.

Where the hell have they been hiding Danny?

The  last time I saw him with Rum Nitty, I didn’t even give Danny a second thought…

KG The Poet one of the people who had to prove himself, delivers barz like the so called veterans in the game.
His style  has improved, and  KG The Poet decided to leave those schemes behind.
He is NOT Chilla Jones (one of my favorites)  and at times KG’s schemes and styles were too coincidental…

 

KG, is a novice to the ring, but in this battle he demonstrated his determination and work ethic, and showmanship .

I sadly watched  DC.Curry in the movie “The Wash” Sunday…

 

KG, killed the second round.

This battle  sponsored by King Of The Dot is breathing life into the game.

Too many chokes can break the momentum, the consistency  and the concentration of the audience.
Both Rappers  went above and beyond to give the audience, what they paid for and respect.

With momentum and  memorization in  this close battle, that some are calling it  a draw.
One of the closest battles, in a minute because both rappers came prepared, some people are doing that now…

 

  Danny Myers needs more camera time, why is he not on the URL Stage, Smack White?

 

Some of the hottest, “Top Tier” rappers have become divas and believe they are doing the audience a favor, because THEY showed up.

I have not seen a battle this close since Hollow Da Don and Loaded Lux.

This KTOD Rap Battle was not of the same caliber,but still no one  “caught a body.”

People still debate who won between Hollow Da Don and Loaded Lux and with no clear winner, that is a clue  that both rappers  perfected their craft.

Give KG the Poet more time, and Danny Myers more exposure, in this case both men deserve it.

KG The Poet, did the damn thing. 

Danny Myers still won…2-1.

Don’t take my word for it watch your  damn self!

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