Are A Stalker!
1. God, has given you every indication in the world that you are being ignored and instead of bowing out gracefully with dignity, you make a fool out of yourself by showing up at uninvited events and uninvited conversations.
2. You don’t have his or hers phone number, or any other means of gaining access to that person, so you bring it upon yourself to extort, coerce , blackmail and defame them for attention that you still do not receive…
3. You earn sympathy from others that believe in Karma,but you are running game on the sympathetic to gain insight on the victim. You still are trying to prove to the world, you are part of someone’s life that ignores you and obviously does not want to have anything to do with you, so you even terrify the mailman, and the local preacher is ready to schedule an exorcism.
4. 95% of each post on Facebook is directed at the person that still ignores you, but you detail on social media each conversation, sexual act, and love that was not reciprocated.
5. You actually post personal conversations for attention on the romantic aspect of a casual and pathetic situation, and lurk that person’s timeline, and Instigram instead of moving on with your life, in a BUSINESS or AMICABLE sense
6. You use derogatory comments for purposes of getting a reaction, even if it is a statement that describes their skin color, size, or family. Desperation is also a form of obsession, an…
7. You have a bit of an obsession with every conversation, aspect, and interaction of that person but you still claim you don’t care and even threaten to send a letter to their niece in kindergarten, no one is off-limits.You also called the window washer at the local crack house. No one is off-limits on your quest for attention.
8. You act like a stand up man or woman but in reality, you check every aspect of their life to the point of them filing a restraining order against your fool ass. You break into the victims house to use their mayonnaise and steal they chicken gizzards, lay in bed and drink their bubble bath.
9. Buzzers and alarms go off when you are anywhere near his barbershop, and you are also banned from his hurricane shelter.
10. You assume that one day, he or she will wake up and stop ignoring your undying love,but you will undoubtedly wake up in a padded room with a lime green straight jacket.