Dascha Polanco From Orange Is The New Black!***messymandella***


 

 

 

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Still Madly C-R-A-Z-Y, Yep You Are Robin Thicke! ***messymandella***

Dear Robin Thicke,

“Still Madly Crazy”, you said it not me…


You are in a loosing battle with your dignity, and it is fading fast.

That is why I treat people right, because when you lose someone loyal they will find someone else, or just ignore your happy ass.

Well in this case, I can clearly see you decided to take a field trip to an elementary school to use children to soften her heart, and  to help you lip synch your helium fueled soprano version of soul.

Those children are adorable, song is sweet but she don’t want you anymore.


It happens!


A man or woman will disrespect you in your face, embarrass you but apologize in secret.

She has received the 18648 apologies you have given her on Youtube, Life Time , Telemundo, NickAtNIght, MTV,BET…(You see where going with this right?) for the love of Paula Deens’ Pies, Stop apologizing.


Robin Thicke deserves to have to beg, and I hope that he keeps begging,but no more begging in the studio.

You can’t treat people like they are replaceable, and expect them to sit back while you continue to make a fool out of them.

You embarrassed her and you ruined it!


It happens!
Paula Patton is one of the hottest women to ever walk the Earth. Yes, you went for the superficial, when you already had the real love and friend of your life.
Were you happy with her?
Nope, she wasn’t good enough.
She will move on and enjoy spending time with someone who doesn’t think because he has money,he can do as he pleases.
You broke her heart,but now you are breaking our ears…
Yes, You cheated and lied.
Some women know how they should be treated, like Paula Patton so navigate that sympathy elsewhere! No one forced your penguin striped pants down. You had “The Sweetest Love” but now someone else will have her and they will treat her better than you did.

Call the thots, you were thotting with and leave her alone.

This is getting a little strange, to say the least.

If you name an album and 846148 more songs to her she will run far away, and call “Crime Stoppers!”
Stop!

What’s next, a cookbook named “Paula’s Pudding?”

I am sure you miss it.

Who wouldn’t?


You have been evicted from Paula’s palace and for the love of James Brown’s Pressing Comb, stop making songs about your ESTRANGED ex Wife.

Here are some pictures to remind you  how stupid you were to let her go. You big dummy…

Laura Welsh – Here For You (Acoustic) ***messymandella***

 

Lulu James -Sweetest Thing ***messymandella***

 

 

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We Still Miss You, Lisa “Left-Eye” Lopez (May 27, 1971 – April 25, 2002)! ***messymandella***

LEFTEYE           My feminist thoughts came hugely from the TLCSWV, and 702.  The sexy feminist vibe was  prominent  during this time. Women that are independent and confident always leave a lasting impression. TLC will always be  an influence on my life. They told you who they were.  The  unification  of three beautiful women kept me believing in lasting friendships. These women never changed who they were. I am still partial to  Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez. I was a fan before she  succumbed   to her injuries in car accident, while in  Honduras.  I am not a fan of people jumping band wagon after a death. I will always have a place in my heart for TLC.

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                       I learned the importance of condoms, and some of my girlfriends did not. My sister is now 23 years old. Her first song was TLC’s “Baby Baby Baby!” You might know that TLC was  the highest female selling group. Destiny’s Child now has that title. Lisa Left Eye will have  Lil Mama   representing her. I am sure Lil Mama will give her a chance to be reborn. The TLC biopic in the works will Lil Mama as  TLC. Keke Palmer will  portray  Chilli. T-Boz will be played by the actress Drew Sidora. The nostalgic times of TLC will remind you of unity between women. Even when they had a beef, no one could dispute their love for each other. I hope this movie does not show just the  positive  aspects of their life.The movie will be influential if it shows the downfall, and conflicts. Lisa Entered the physical world on March 27, 1971. Lisa left the physical world April 25,2002!

 

 

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Make Up Minute: Your Face Doesn’t Need To Be Casket Ready!***messymandella***

 

What if your face was flawless and your skin was simply your own? Sometimes when you have too much make up it actually can make your face look 10 years older. Why not just every now then remember,  “less is more?”

Does that mean you don’t look as beautiful?

 No, in fact if you are walking around with  seventy-eleven (Yes, I just made up my own number!) pounds of clay on  your face you look worse! Your face is weighed down like a seven layer cake, for no reason… 

Women, we have no business walking around  looking like

“Little Richard” little_richard if  it is 12:oo A.M. and you are JUST going shopping with friends.

Let Your Face breathe!

 

 

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