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Fire Of The Week-Bill Collector(URL)”Mr610″***messymandella***

I needed this to start the week.

Bill Collector from Pennsylvania, has that fire.

The delivery is one of the best in URL History.

His Battle Rap Theatrics outshine his skillz.

Watch any rap  battle with Bill Collector!

Trust me,  his opponent will always try their damnedest to not laugh,  while they  wait for a rebuttal.

The Man is higher than Lil Kim‘s Plastic Surgery Bill, but this Bill is worth the time.

See for yourself.

*Warning* Do Not Listen to this banger and think you won’t dance.

I don’t want to you men jumping at the drive thru! Sista’s,  don’t be  twerking it at the Waffle House Counter.

Don’t get caught backing it up on  the water cooler

 

 

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Chance The Rapper-Juice***messymandella***

Chance The Rapper is a new addition to the upcoming freshman class of rappers.

He creates a gurgling singing tone, that seems to make sense.

Chance humor is apparent in any performance,  or video.

Take the Chance’s, and watch him do “his” dance!

Who said dancing had to accompany the beat of the song?

 

 

 

The Rise And Fall Of O-Solo’s Battle Debut***messymandella***

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If anyone ever had the treat… 

I am not going to attempt to pass that lie off as the truth.

The most uncomfortably funny and embarrassing barz that I have witnessed in a minute. 

Watching this  muckery in HD makes the day go by faster, and Swaves’s facial reactions are priceless.

O-Solo was on the stage like he was performing in  ”Shakespeare In The Park.”

I have not had to  endure this much buffoonery in a minute.

You have to love when Swave Sevah ask, “Why did I do this, tell me why I did this?”

Poor “Ultimate Warrior“trying to compete with ” Ultimate Rap League.’ O-Solo thanks for the laughs and memories. 

O-Solo Quotable: “You wanted a metaphor muthaf#ck#r? There  go a metaphor,  for your ass.”

 

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Loaded Lux-True Love***messymandella***

One of the best battle rappers of all time.

Calico challenged him in the highly rated URL TV Rap Battle.

Calico made a mistake, and he got that work.

Loaded Lux has been rapping since they were meeting in Book Stores to rap.

 Loaded Lux has rapped since the Great Depression!

Loaded Lux was 12 when Ted Turner colorized TV.

Loaded Lux is still here!

After a 10 year hiatus, welcome back.

You Still Got, it!

In a few years, you won’t  remember where you put it!

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You are one of the best!

In that battle with Calico, you changed URL and Rap Battle History.

I appreciate your art, humanity , and love for human kind. 

 

 

Are You A Bad Girl?***messymandella***

My Happiness is my own!

No matter what happens in my life,  I have to decide how I will deal with it on a daily basis!

 

I need love and understanding,  just like you! 

Are you around people who want you to change the world?

Do you believe that  your voice should be heard?

I do!

I believe that we have the government and religion for a guide for life!

You also have to plant that seed of humanity to grow!

I don’t sleep with married men,  steal,  kill,  or snatch mustaches!

That is something that I feel is a part of my strong belief system.

Then there is that side of me that my parents say was a little distracting. ..

I would run away with my teddy bear.

I would  give strangers wrong names so it would take  longer for my parents to find me.

I would clap  when they found me.

I could have ended up on America’s Most Wanted!

I would also run down the street, by unlocking the door knob.

I was too damn short to close it back. 

Yes,  I would leave it flying open!

My dad said I would smirk at him before I would throw mashed potatoes on the wall of any restaurant!

He claimed that I knew EXACTLY what I was doing!

If you know me now,  you would know some things don’t change.

 

 

So,  Maybe I  got a “Sasha Fierce” (No Illuminati) inside of me!

Do you?

 

 

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