Tough Love Time for Daylyt PART 2: Sponsored By ***messymandella***
Now let us as a family discuss, Daylyt’s almost third round and his nervous breakdown.
Daylyt this is G.G.Alin
I have never in my life seen a mess like that on Total Slaughter. It was foolery and an abomination of sorts.
What in the Quill is wrong with you?
For the love of Prune Juice, could you please just admit that you don’t write third rounds?
Yep, the gimmick is done, you have done everything in your third rounds except rap…
We don’t know what is wrong, but we know all systems ARE STILL NOT A GO.
Some people watch Daylyt’s battles just for the antics, he has barz when he ain’t auditioning for Saturday Night Live…
“The audience doesn’t know if Daylyt will rap, reenact the Matrix, wear afro wigs, pretend to be in “Thriller” or bring a Loaded Lux Impersonator on stage, or just get naked AGAIN…”
Daylyt, was on the stage dressed in a red Burlap Super Hero OutFit with pleather trousers pockets,and knee pads.Yes, Daylyt had on Burlap pants that he swagger jacked from Florida Evans,on Good Times. The weather report stated it was HAWT outside.
He stripped because he was on, BUT boiling like butter in that hot ass Super Hero 1972 pants, and cape.
He had a piece of paper,his pill bottles and sadly, crap on the stage.
Just a damn shame to embarrass the culture with that malicious and nastiness in front of the world.
You have a beautiful wife, “Mafjfuhftoothbrushauh” whatever her name is but, she is crazy as hell, if she kisses you!
No one wants to witness bathroom antics on their stage.
Nobody paid their trap money to watch that Activia fueled third round.
This can’t be just because of ONE bottle of medicine you missed. If this is what happens when you forget your medicine, you need a home nurse, and a social worker.
You could get a check!
Was it the red pill, was it blue pill? Was it Ny -Quill?
Why in the Geritol Exlax Hell do you always give the world confusion, phuckery and Compton Shenanigans?
Every battle is a damn skit, and irrelevant props and unnecessary theatrics involving your anatomy, that just waste time and now bathroom antics?
Do you want to Battle or work at the zoo, never mind, they don’t have a doggy park to accommodate your needs…
Why is it, that you have mountains of deranged lunacy in each battle, and no barz left in the third round?
T-Rex won and I can’t wait until he delivers that baby, his belly is sitting low.
Any day now…
Daylyt you will end up with E coli, The West Nile Virus, Salmonella, or Dysentery if you don’t stop this shamanistic foolery.
Why in the G.G. Allin hell would you do THAT on stage?