Taylor Swift Is Not The Next Paula Deen!***messymandella***

 

Taylor Swift Is Not The Next Paula Deen!
Swifter was just expressing her country yodeling form of admiration, for the culture, and denim.
Her video is not racist; it is more of a good old fashion shuck n jive.
 
She could have showed up dressed inappropriately with ratchet cut offs and stereotypical rap video vixens…
 
Wait she did…
 
 Taylor is an innocent angel who has had 92 boyfriends since entertainment world and became country music’s mainstream darling. She is not doing a remix on a plantation; this style is just flattery to the ignorance.
 
 Master Swift, is a nice fine Master….
 
She is swift with the lamp at night, even if she knows knowledge leads to freedom. She gives her back up dancers Swift notes, the segregated version of Cliff notes.
Leave Taylor alone.
 She can not help that she is bored with country music, and dignity.
 
 After the video shoot, her back ground dancers were invited to a catered dinner with field peas(that I helped pick), hush puppies, “Feet Don’t Fail Me Now Flounder” and shrimps that had to wade in the water.

About these ads

Kevin Hart (Conan) And The Bucket Challenge (Kevin Hart, Chris Paul!)***messymandella***

PART 1:
 

 

PART 2:
 

 

SHOTGUN SUGE VS ROSENBURG RAW FULL BATTLE ***messymandella***

 
Thanks to Rosenburg Raw and Shotgun Suge’s internal struggle , the personal beef intensified the verses, and the battle was  victorious because Shotgun usually looses due to  technicalities, aka choking.
 
Suge has the same expression every time he is about to choke, and I know that look. In the battle world, Shot Gun may never compete with the elite, because no one assumes he will give a lyrical performance. His advantage is his stage presences, and body weight that he uses to tip the lyrical scale.

Just imagine, if he did not choke?

We’ll it happened, this time he did not choke! This battle Shotgun Suge was very impressive in his performance and he showed up dressed like a family size fruit salad.
 
Suge can rap his ass off and his music is better than his battles.
 
Still Shotgun Suge has some of the most disrespectful, but some of the memorable lines in the history of battle rap.

In theater and in any art form, primarily in battle rap, a choke destroys the moment, the momentum and the audience gets distracted and the mood changes, and it is unfair to your opponent.

Rosenburg Raw does not have a large fan base, or ride or dies fans, however he is underestimated. He looks just like the cop from the Simpsons.rosenburg

That build up that Rosenburg has and that raspy voice make his verses believable and authentic,or he is just a damn good liar! This battle both men prevailed and did the damn thing and when the verbal jabs connect  your viewers will wait for and expect much more from your next battle. I expected it to be a terrible battle, but they did well. Great battle Rosenburg!

 

Keep doing your think Suge, You Big Grape, and since I have said this before and you didn’t take my advice, I am remind you one more time. Since, you are “The Shooter and the Driver” I think you need to be more comfortable.

You know I can’t see you circling the block in a Smart Car or a Geo Storm because you are gigantic.

So, as a fan, I have a suggestion!

Next time you are “the shooter and the driver” I want you to have a lot a room for your big ol’ self.
 
Here you go, Suge, drive this _____>http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Wrd2AXbL6Xw/UgmY1rR3FUI/AAAAAAAAOBc/WFJzZoJj7UY/s1600/P1020810.JPG
 
 

 

Souljah Boy Begs To Get Beat Up By Gillie The Kid!***messymandella***

 
        Souljah Boy requires attention and self-evaluation when it comes to beef. Now Souljah Boy being the best rapper of our generation, should be out  making up new Super Man dances and rekindling his relationship with a studio and making a hit album. Why are these two beefing? No one knows but Souljah Boy Tell’em  going to end up on the back of a milk carton,if he don’t leave this grown man alone.
       Something tells me that Gillie The Kid will end up in cellblock 6 if Souljah comes within mail box distance. Gillie The Kid could beat the breaks off of Souljah and claim self-defense.  You have to evaluate your mind state when you make an ass out of yourself on social media.This is were I have to wonder,when people claim they are just smoking weed and drinking, is that all there is to their high? When people rant and threaten and just start bashing people you have to be influenced by some other drugs. Weed Heads are peaceful, this rant could only be fueled by only two things popping pills or that Bobby Brown. Now since Souljah just threatened to kill someone on social media he is a suspect if Gillie gets his leg broke, arm broke, or even a paper cut. Souljah Boy is a suspect,he made himself a suspect.

           I don’t think Souljah understands that Gillie The Kid will destroy his airways and distance himself from that beautiful thing he calls life. Pay attention to those men who you threaten because most men move in silence. Do you know how many rappers have died in the last seven months, from Twitter Beefs? I am just saying, Gillie The Kid will not be playing with you, Souljah. This beef could end up terrible, just like your last album.

Souljah Child needs to apologize, because he don’t want to be    superman  through bullets.
 

As The Stripper Pole Stops Turning: Tyga Leaves Blac Chyna!***messymandella***

blac-chyna-new-look-2014

Yes, devastating news! 

I can ‘t believe this is happening, just utter shock at the thought that a man will actually mature and dump trash for substance.

A rapper dumps his less than modest girlfriend, maybe he grew up?

I thought a bond like that would last forever.When I think of historical couples, I always think Martin Luther King Jr, and Corretta Scott King, and Tyga and Blac Chyna running into a close second when determining power couples.

After I read the news about the couples split, I wanted to provide an unbiased evaluation of the untimely split. 

I wanted to write about the couples lost love, but then I realized that I didn’t give a damn…

 

 

Good Night, Robin! ***messymandella***

 

 

You Will Not Find LIL KIM’s New Remix Here. I Would Rather Watch This….***messymandella***

     If you expected to hear another 24 hour diss track sponsored by Lil Kim, Yahoo Radio and Build A Bear,sorry to let you down. You will not find it here. I am NOT giving this any more attention. In fact, I would rather  go to a NAACP meeting with Paula Deen.

      I hope you enjoy this, because ain’t no way in hell I am going to facilitate Lil Kim in her life long quest to destroy the last bit of validity in her rap career.

In fact, I would rather watch this instead.

All OF ME (Boyce Avenue)***messymandella***

Stop Being A Side Chick. Get Some Damn Dignity***messymandella***The CSI:Thot Investigator

 

 

1. You deserve more than a part-time person in your life, who is not helping you.

2. You get the crumbs of an unfaithful partner, that will not be faithful to anyone.

3. You waste your time hoping and praying and wishing for a sign of love, dummy.

4. You will be alone on every Thot-A-day, including Columbus Day.

5. If you stop helping the coward cheat, maybe you would find love and respect.I love mine.

6. No one respects you for community property, and most women and men can’t trust you around their lover,or their toilet seat.

7. Where the hell is your self-love and admiration?

8.Do you ever want to walk down the damn aisle, you don’t think 3 people walking down the aisle is a little bit crowded?

9. Where the hell is your damn conscious?

10. KARMA-and you deserve it, all of it for helping someone ruin someone elses life.

11. What will you do, when his main girl walks down the aisle of the store with his Discover Card, and you got an EBT card?

12. Someone is telling you that you are NOT even the waterboy on their team, yeah you are purely irrelevant(your just there!)

13. Life is too short to not find someone who respects you and your feelings.

14. You don’t want to face the truth of your desperation and that you might not even be the main side chick!

15. You opened your legs all year, and you have nothing to show for it. MESSAGE

 

 

This HAPPENED last night…Lil Kim Remixed Flawless***messymandella***

Dear Baby Jesus,

Where were you when Lil Kim came up with this moment, for life?

We need to have an intervention and some of Angie Stone’s anointing oil ASAP.

 Baby Jesus As a Lil Kim fan, it is time so I need your assistance on the matter.

Here is my prayer request, an open letter to Lil Kim.

Lil Kim,

What great endeavors were you chasing? 

Who told you to keep chasing pavements?

We as your fans have ignored the plastic surgery and the ultimate jealousy on Nikki Minaj.

You denied your envy, but to show up and attempt to steal someones moment is a farce, fake and annoying rap venture gone haywire.

This is no different from this hot mess of a moment.

I never in my life heard mess like that in a hot minute. The beat was a ransacked mess of keyboard foolery. 

It can’t be released because you don’t have the clearance, so Why?

What did you prove to the world?

If you have any shred of dignity remove this tom foolery from the internet and play it forward.

Lil Kim  this proves that Nikki Minaj  is now the Queen Bee, and this unrelenting attention to become her teacher embarrassed the rest of your loyal fans.

You can’t keep infiltrating her products and collaborations.

Leave this hatred behind for this woman, and create not duplicate Nikki Minaj, and her Anaconda. 

Go find The Brat, The Lady Of Rage, and Eve and tour again.

I know PetCo and Ross Dress For Less have a nice spacious  place to perform all of your cloned responses to Queen Minaj.

Create, not hate.

This is some sad mess that should have never happened.

I don’t think you even  rapped.

Your verse sounded like you were reading the Weather  Channel’s Breaking News.

When I heard that beat, I thought it was the Emergency Broadcast System calling for a Thunder Storm.

I REBUKE your remix in the name of Baby Jesus

 

 

  • Community

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 3,783 other followers