Thirsty Thursday Sermon: Jesus Will Drive The Legally Blind Right Betwixt the America’s Best And The Pimp Squad***messymandella***

Yes I have a Calender! I also was on vacation and watching beautiful Jamaican Babies diving in the Blue Hole.

http://things-to-do-in-jamaica.com/the-blue-hole-ocho-rios-jamaica/

I think my parents,sister and I met this Life Guard, who had on these same shorts. He is a teenage baby by the name of

“BaBa” and spoke his native language, Patois!

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NOW BACK TO THE LORD!

 

When you chilling in the cut, and you can’t find your way past the America’s Best, you may end up in the warm embrace of the  police.

Jesus will bring that seat belt across your shoulders until you stop driving in the streets, looking to Pimp, and how can you be a blind pimp? How did she know where she was walking?Where was her walking stick?

How fast those tear drop tattoos lose moisture when you can’t remember your family name.Where was her manicure and pimp pinky rang?

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Marshaw Lynch

 

Why didn’t the Pimp Squad drive her around?

Why did she shoot out the Pimp Squad and we only saw one lackluster john…

Never let the Lord catch you riding without pimp supervision.

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I did not prepare this church sign.

This church needs a Church Sign Committee.

 

 

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Lost Boyz -Renee***messymandella***Freaky Tah

 

 

 
Freaky Tah AKA Raymond Rogers (May 14, 1971 – March 28, 1999)
 
 

NSFW:CHIEF Keef AKA The OMEN Threatens To Blow Up New Jersey…***messymandella***

In urban neighborhood’s Chain Snatching is considered more important than World Hunger, “Bring Back Our Girls ” and Civil Rights!

Now apparently Keef wants to risk his life on Earth before he returns back to rule with his Father Lucifer, downstairs, he has decided to cause more havoc, destroying any inkling or chance of unity among the Chiraquians verses the rappers they should be paying homage to instead of committing beefs.

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Supposedly he almost got his chain snatched,because that is more important than finding  a cure for AIDS in the Urban Hoods.

According to rapper  Tsu Surf, engaged in a TWITTER BEEF with  SOSA , apparently   he almost was robbed and no one was even speaking on the situation,until now!

 

 

 

So if this is an  accurate account of the “Chain Of Events”  that technically means that Keef made a terroristic threat, for absolutely no reason, knowing Shotgun Suge is the driver and shooter of the Bread and Cake Truck.  Keef is a genius, a pure genius of sorts. If New Jersey has a power outage on Bergen Street, he is the first suspect. If New Jersey runs out of Orange and Purple Slice 2-Liters, it is Keef!

Dis dummy done snitched on himself…

Chief Keef  also is becoming the New Lil Berge after being robbed by a Tussy deodorant thief, so New Jersey’s Thug Effort Committee, sent him a “NO FLY ZONE”  Hallmark Love Note, via YouTube.

I don’t know how Chief Keef learned to spell ‘Faneto’ ?

I guess they make a Chiraquian Rosetta Stone…

 

 

 

Coin Banks – Someone feat. Anders, The Ruby Horns ***messymandella***

Director: Jessica Arthur
Production Design: Madeleine Hoy
Cinematographer & Editor: Dale Alexander Bremner
Writer: Laura Lethlean
Cast: Sophie Kesteven, Matt Levett, Lyn Lee, Guy O’Grady, Emele Ugavule, Thuso Lekwape, Daniella Molloy, Gianmarco Pradel
Makeup: Layla Day, Jess Folami, Samantha Brown
Production Manager: Gayda de Mesa
First Assistant Director: Aiden Brennan
Runner: Daniel Nilo
Post-Production Grade: The Gingerbread Man
Special Thanks: Dan Banksowski, Alexi Creecy, James Croke, Ryan Drum, Egil Kipste, Dominic Mercer, Robin Monkhouse, Lauren Schwabe, Michael Scott-Mitchell, Ian Turland

Mother Exposed Of Abuse ***messymandella***

      

 
One man witnessed a woman bashing her 8 month old child on the steps,in the middle of a neighborhood.Once the disturbed citizen witnessed the horrendous abuse he gathered his pictures and proof and posted information on FACEBOOK.
       Some people don’t realize that just because you can produce a child, does not in any way mean you should be a mother.
When I saw the tape, I cried and you will too.
When it comes to a defenseless child we have to stand up for that baby, before her mom beats her to death,and pretend it was an accident.

              All animals defend their cubs,no excuse for a human to brutalize her baby.What in the world could an 8 month old do  to deserve that? I hope in my heart, and pray that the beatings that this child received does not have any lasting damaging or depreciate her cognitive skills.Thankfully someone saw this on camera. The mom is a beast that doesn’t understand her child is a blessing. No sympathy for the mom and I hope that baby will have a better life with another relative, or a foster family. Obviously,this so-called mother doesn’t understand that she has two legs, and not four…

 

 

 

Vintage Footage:Nelson Mandela destroys Ted Koppel***messymandella***

 
Quotes From Nelson Mandela (Madiba)Thinkexist.com
“During my lifetime I have dedicated myself to this struggle of the African people, I have fought against white domination, and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the ideal of a democratic and free society in which all persons live together in harmony and with equal opportunities. It is an ideal which I hope to live for and to achieve. But if it needs be it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.”

 
“As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”

 
“If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.”

 

Thirsty Thursday Sermon: Quiet As Kept, God Knows You From The Roota to The Toota!***messymandella***

 

You can apply olive oil on your elbows if you choose but God still sees your ashy E-Ness. Don’t you EVER think that Jesus will not hitch hike back to Earth and get you back into the swing of things.

So, how do we know love and forgiveness exist? We have to love and forgive because we are all sinners.

No matter what we hide, it will come to light. So if you cheating in the next room like the purple haired Wiz Kalifah, that was a creeping in the next room, looking like a caramel dinosaur that dyed his hair in fun dip, it will come to light.

I don’t understand how we as a people can flourish, if we stay so damn greedy. God doesn’t care if you are shining and grinding.

NOPE, According to Madonna when she and Jesus would catch the school bus together they had sandals and a 70 page MEAD notebook, and one number 2 pencil.

They did not have to be flashy!

Now when we in church it looks like we are reinventing a Outkast video. We have the best in Hair Hat Weavery and Eyebrow Sorcery. Sista’s in church just be chilling in a mellow mood, but they eyebrows have them looking all flabbergasted, while sitting in them church pews.

Well we know that life will not get better if you keep lying to your Lord, and even my Wiccan, Muslim, Agnostic, Atheists, and Mormons and street walkers must walk into the light.

So, throw Holy Water on your neighbor if they try to stab you in the back! Remember treachery happens, but holding a grudge only cripples you in the end.

“Hatred is like you drinking poison to kill your neighbor. “

This is your Thirsty Thursday sermon, live from The Trap House

We Outchea,

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