Well, well, well! I guess people don’t play anymore up in these friendly skies. This fool decided to Ike Turner a female passenger. The chick whipped his ass sideways. Then dummy decided that he was going to incite more hysteria in his drunken stupor! He starts yelling, “This plane is going to crash!” Next the dummy decided to run up and down the halls screaming. Everyone united and whipped him, and taped him up. Yes he of course pissed himself, and made it hot and funky. The passengers taped him up in green tape and waited to land. That is why you have to be ready for any muckery in the friendly skies! You never know who is holding the duct tape!